Sir Alec Guinness, David Tennant,Taylor Swift, Denzel, and LeVar Burton stan account. Teacher in exile.
Cheraw, SC
Joined March 2019
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Jason Kettinger retweeted
I think it's hard for people who don't go to church or read Scripture to understand how someone like James Talarico comes across to those who do. So here's a comparison:
Talarico is to Christianity what Joe Rogan is to dietary medical science.
Jason Kettinger retweeted
Statement by President George W. Bush on Robert Mueller:
"Laura and I are deeply saddened by the loss of Robert Mueller. Bob dedicated his life to public service. As a Marine in Vietnam, he proved he was ready for tough assignments. He earned a Bronze Star and a Purple Heart before returning home to pursue law. In 2001, only one week into the job as the 6th Director of the F.B.I., Bob transitioned the agency mission to protecting the homeland after September 11. He led the agency effectively, helping prevent another terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Laura and I send our heartfelt sympathy to his wife of nearly 60 years, Ann, and the Mueller family."
Jason Kettinger retweeted
Sending all my thoughts and prayers to JuJu. Kid will come back stronger than ever ❤️
Jason Kettinger retweeted
If this is the “most pro-life president ever,” why is @POTUS nominating @RobertKennedyJr to be one of the most pro-abortion HHS secretaries in US history?
Jason Kettinger retweeted
The idea that we can achieve equality with men only if we’re legally allowed to kill our prenatal children is a pathetic form of feminism.
Jason Kettinger retweeted
So glad to be back in TopSpin after all these years 🔥🔥
“Being in a tennis game, of course, it’s in my roots.”
Watch motion capture help bring authenticity to @RogerFederer’s triumphant return to #TopSpin2K25
Jason Kettinger retweeted
Go, Bills!
This is the start of Keon Coleman's first press conference as a member of the Buffalo Bills.
Covering this man is going to be a real treat.
#BillsMafia @WKBW
Jason Kettinger retweeted
Pippin demands to know what books you'll be reading this holiday weekend 👀🐈📚✨️
Jason Kettinger retweeted
Reasons abortion activists claim I, a woman, am anti-abortion:
I'm brainwashed/servile/need male approval.
I hate women.
I think everyone must have kids.
I resent that I have kids.
I'm a narcissist.
I hate myself.
Reasons I'm actually anti-abortion:
Abortion kills humans.
Jason Kettinger retweeted
Three year old daughter has acquired my work lanyard and is now strutting around the house with it around her neck declaring ‘I’m so so so soooo important’ in extremely pompous voice. Most devastating critique I’ve endured in years
Jason Kettinger retweeted
My daughter has wanted these shoes for a long time, but I always tell her that we don’t spend $100 on shoes for growing feet.
So when I found them in an abandoned shopping cart at the thrift store today, I figured it couldn’t hurt to ask how much they were. There was no price tag.
The sales clerk didn’t know, so she said, “How does $5.99 sound?”
Sometimes I feel like God is smiling on me. I’ve got one excited almost 13-year-old tonight.
🤯
