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Lofty

@JasonLofquist

3rd on the depth chart. #1 in your hearts.

 State of Hockey
Joined May 2010
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Carly Irsay trying to get the Vikings to give up a first rounder for Jonathan Taylor
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DBW ✞
@thisisdbwOct 28
You ever think that cigarettes and blunts look at vapes and pens and say “well it finally happened, robots took our jobs”
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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I’m from America. How can I get my money back?
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@MarwanjaberrOct 24
I’m from Israel. Ask me anything.
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They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
Open Source Intel (@Osint613) profile pictureOpen Source Intel
@Osint613Oct 18
“Student protest” they said
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JIM NANTZ JUST TRIED TO PEANUT PUNCH @JJWatt 🤣 "I did not think you were gonna go that hard" "my wrist is broken" 😭
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when Tiger Woods does it, suddenly everyone wants to take away his driver’s license and prescription painkillers
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24 hours ⏳
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Would never happen at a Minnesota daycare
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketSep 29
BREAKING: Toddler pulls out a loaded handgun at a Michigan daycare, prompting police to take the child’s parent, an officer from a neighboring department, into custody.
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"Usually it takes someone that's been in the playoffs to comment on playoffs" Billy G throwing shots at Biz 😂
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BIZ!!!
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the witch at spirit halloween waiting for me to step on her mat
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THE REF INTERCEPTED THE PASS FROM THE QB AND THEN GOT TACKLED. 💀💀💀 Tears.
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Gary Woodland going from -4 to -6 out of respect to Jayden Daniels
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FIGHT OF THE YEAR It just kept going and kept on getting better. And shout out the bystanders who kept a rule of law whenever it teetered on too far (mainly the guy trying to bash skulls with the extinguisher)
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Nom nom nom
Sleeper49ers (@SleeperSF49ers) profile pictureSleeper49ers
@SleeperSF49ersAug 5
The #49ers not practicing today: - Nick Bosa (soreness) - Dre Greenlaw (soreness) - Osa Odighizuwa (soreness) - Kyle Juszczyk (finger fracture) - Jacob Cowing (hip flexor) - Mike Evans (quad) - De’Zhaun Stribling (hamstring) - Craver Willis (concussion protocol) - Brett Toth (unspecified)
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We had a MASSIVE brawl in the Mexican Baseball League after a rundown ended in a sucker punch Punch
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Ky
@_k_pnJul 30
Imagine being in middle school and you just see Karl Malone take your crush
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Got the friggin lettuce virus from 12 Guinness last night
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