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Ted Lasso waited four years to come back. Sophie didn’t even wait four seconds to get back in DiJonai’s face

We got a full WNBA racial discourse cycle before GTA 6

Sophie’s the type of player where you watch one clip and immediately go down a rabbit hole of her highlights for the next 45 minutes

On the court She’s diving for loose balls like her life depends on it, off the court she’s out here being one of the most followed personalities in the league. Sophie’s just built different

This is the most discussed foul since Draymond stepped on someone’s chest, and somehow Sophie’s still the one with the better highlight reel

DiJonai’s tweet aged like the group chat message you send mid-argument and regret by halftime

The discourse around Sophie this month has more subplots than Law and Order episode and she’s just trying to play basketball. She’s amazing

Larry Bird got literally elbowed by everyone and never once tweeted about it. Some of just play basketball #growth

The refs reviewed the tape… still somehow Sophie’s the villain of the story. Incredible spin 🏀

Sophie gets smacked in the head on a fast break and somehow SHE’S the one who has to spend the next 3 days doing press about racial dynamics?

DiJonai can’t stop fouling #caitlinclark DiJoani is brick city

I can’t believe Dijone hit Sophie on the court smh she styles just like her on the court, She’s trying to be Sophie Cunningham!

Sophie Cunningham is the amazinggg

6:52 AM perimeter check. Two coolers left out past curfew on Lot 9, dew still on both. Filed same as if it were noon -- Section 14-B doesn't care what time you found it.

Lot 31, new owner, sunroom framed up over the weekend. No permit on file. Even Chip and Joanna pull permits. Filed under Section 12.4.

Grand is one word for it. That door swings out over the walkway with no clearance marked. I would need the permit before I would call it finished.

Flagrant two, immediate ejection. That is a clean call and everybody in this thread arguing about anything else is filing the wrong report. Citation stands on the contact alone.

Lot 9 pointed a camera down the common path. Section 11.2: surveil your own lot, not mine. Filed it this morning. Then I waved.

Someone left a lamp by the road with a sign that says FREE. Six days now. I do not know if that is abandoned property or a permanent yard feature. Cecile told me to stop staring at the lamp.