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Joined April 2009
no one talking about these at the beginning😭😭😭
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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Senje Yvonne Okwara has left Citizen TV.
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MPs scrap IEBC guarantee of access to election servers, tech zurl.co/AaWsQ
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So trees are all over sudden maturing enmasse during Kasongo's tenure? Y'all lack shame
Govt Spokesperson Charles Owino: The mature commercial cypress trees were harvested at Geta and Keriita forests due to age and heart rot. Replanting under PELIS is planned for the short rains.
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Fellow Kenyans, the National Assembly is making every effort to remove the safeguards that would guarantee credible elections. Join us at the People’s Coalition for Electoral Reforms @Reforms_Ke to say NO! SG @kattoloo of my @UGMParty breaks down the measures we are taking to #LindaKura
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These guys are butchering the constitution…
MPs have scrapped IEBC guarantee of access to election servers. It's 2007 all over guys ... 😯
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MPs have scrapped IEBC guarantee of access to election servers. It's 2007 all over guys ... 😯
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Dlala Thukzin and Funky Qla drop on the same day 😮‍💨🫴🏽🔥🔥🔥
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Goldmax and Dankie Boi too 😭😭😭😭
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You have the unfortunate luck of being an unscrupulous president in a generation where the youth do not forget! Now you have to go defend your seat against a demographic that won't forget you butchered them. Every waking day is a new day to loose popularity. Hard Small!
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Maraga: We want voter turnout to be transmitted on an hourly basis. The trend of IEBC announcing voter turnout figures at 6PM must come to an end. That system is rigged.
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Kenyans surely, why are we allowing Kasongo and his sick MPs to shit on our democracy? Why?
MPs scrap IEBC guarantee of access to election servers, tech zurl.co/AaWsQ
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Kenya is sleepwalking to a catastrophic rigging of the August 2027 General Election, driven by an Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission (IEBC) that acts as an unaccountable rogue procurement cartel, and a Parliament betraying the public trust bestowed upon them by the People of Kenya due to narrow executive subservience for the benefit of President William Ruto. Should we get anything short of these proposed amendments as highlighted above and attached to this statement over the next 288 days, Kenyans should be alive to the painful truth, that President Ruto with the AID of Parliament, with the ACQUISCENCE of the IEBC is planning to rig the 2027 General Elections, BUT they MUST be stopped. We cannot wait; we should not wait for him to rig. Anything that we must do now to stop him from rigging, we must start doing. That is why we shall do the following in the interim:- ❖Introduce the amendment bill that is attached to this statement in both the Senate and the National Assembly. ❖Convene a multi-stakeholder conference in the next fortnight to sensitize them on the need and import for these proposed amendments and other urgent Electoral reforms. ❖Conduct civic education and Citizen Mobilization across the Country effective immediately on the import of this amendment. ❖Conduct civic education and Citizen mobilization on the other five demands of the People’s Coalition on Electoral Reforms including: a) NO National Tallying Centre for Presidential results b) Integrity of the Register of Voters c) Election Technology that meets the Constitutional test d) Amendment of the Elections Offences Act to hold elections officials personally liable for offences e) Transparent Recruitment of Elections officials in a manner that meets the Constitutional test.
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This was clearly shown in the Kisumu development plan that shows land use.
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Owich after pausing midstroke to say "pizzo de king and you know it" 😂
Owich doesn't moan he yelps like a goat Henry xyist doesn't even know if he is coming or going.
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ayoade’s “get out” kills me everytime
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Hmmm… it’s off…
can I offer you pretty ladies some bailey's irish crem?
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i resent snl uk for giving me (white guy) nigerian wicked because i (White Guy) CANNOT keep walking around saying "come to find out .. the wizahd is broke"
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This is the hate kalonzo lacks. I can't vote for a man who is not committed in his hate for ruto.
edwin sifuna: “the only conversation we can have with ruto is how he will hand over power peacefully.”
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