Cannot believe we are in this timeline ☠️ He/Him/His

Dallas, TX
Joined April 2013
Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
2015: sure 2016: i get it 2017: FUCK OFF 2018: yes 2019: I think he’s cute 2020: PERFECT 2021: NO NOTES 2022: agree 2023: maybe a bit late 2024: i get the appeal but not for me 2025: BARK BARK BARK BARK 2026: Why
People’s Sexiest Man Alive: 2015: David Beckham 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2017: Blake Shelton 2018: Idris Elba 2019: John Legend 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2021: Paul Rudd 2022: Chris Evans 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2024: John Krasinski 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2026: Noah Wyle
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Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
No lies detected. - Order of the White Lotus
mamdani quotes avatar the last airbender s1 ep 16. MY FUCKING GOAT 🐐america’s hero
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Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
Being single doesn’t scare me. Being with someone who makes me feel single while I’m in a relationship does. There’s a difference.
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I honestly don't know why anyone still uses Airbnb, but this gave me a good giggle. 🤭
Sorry, but this was a long time coming Vacationers don’t want to do unpaid labor for you
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Jay (With The Lays) retweeted
if you ever get the chance to live your dream, STAND ON FUCKING BUSINESS and be the type of person you’d love to watch It’s so fucking worth it to be fearless #survivor #survivor51
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#notallsuperfans play boring and sit on their hands #survivor #rhap #survivor51
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Had to show I also have big balls
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Don't make unnecessary journeys, don't take risks on treacherous roads, and don't swim in the sea! #Survivor #Survivor51
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Lewis spelling Linnea’s name two different ways for no reason 😂 #Survivor #Survivor51
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Tribal council seeing Devin and Jelly coming: #Survivor #Survivor51
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KILBY YOU GODDAMN KING 👑 YES! #Survivor #Survivor51
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MAGGIE GOT WHAT SHE WANTED ☠️ #Survivor #Survivor51
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Lewis in the background like: “nah, draw rocks” 😂 #Survivor #Survivor51
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Kilby being like: “I’m standing on BUSINESS, so do YOU want to draw rocks or not?” #Survivor #Survivor51
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Eric realizing Kilby voted against Linnea #Survivor #Survivor51
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Maggie while this Dina tribal happens #Survivor #Survivor51
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All these misspelled names tonight #Survivor #Survivor51
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Kilby keeping Lewis’s secret for him #Survivor #Survivor51
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Alexis this whole episode basically #Survivor #Survivor51
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Alexis getting voted out after they shared all their stories #Survivor #Survivor51
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