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@JayWoodfall13h

Hey, I've got this amazing opportunity for you. It's called my dick in your mouth. :3

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@JayWoodfallNov 10

First act of millennial congress: All of your texts must end in lol or lmao

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@JayWoodfallNov 10

Unzip your pants. I need to practice my instrument ♥️

geo@shadoweave1Nov 9

I hate to inform you that the "practice your instrument for 15 minutes a day" crowd are right about everything

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@JayWoodfallNov 10

Why does your pee taste like coffee dude

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A@bloodperfumeNov 9

At work referring to $1.5M as a “buck and a half”

Image from A (@bloodperfume)

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🏝️🦊Syler🔜MFF

Gay bars are nice because they are the only place aside from my grandma's house where everyone there tells me how handsome and jacked I am.

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@JayWoodfallNov 9

"Going to swallow you down with a thousand micros." But I wanna be one on one and special while you digest me 👉👈

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@JayWoodfallNov 8

Me when there are still crumbs left

alex és rozi🧍‍♂️🐈‍⬛@nyunyokalexNov 7

Oh she's getting serious about loafing

Image from alex és rozi🧍‍♂️🐈‍⬛ (@nyunyokalex)

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⭐Snowsnow11⭐@eternal_vanNov 6

A fun tinted sketch commissioned by Wulfe Van Der Kross as a gift for redhusky of their character wearing Rottes-inspired clothing! A big leather vest, a fancy linen shirt, and a long, patterned sadra (waist sash) are considered top fashion in the southern part of the Province!

Image from ⭐Snowsnow11⭐ (@eternal_van)

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Leviatan DY🇲🇽💚🐉🧡🔜 FE 2027@LeviatanDYNov 5

Im going to touch all of you MF its not a warning its a fact Im horny, angry and tired today

Image from Leviatan DY🇲🇽💚🐉🧡🔜 FE 2027 (@LeviatanDY)

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@JayWoodfallNov 5

I come with a wonderful benefits package~

🤠@heavensbvnnyaltNov 4

Normalize casual sex with friends. Great friendships deserve great benefits too.

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Sio 🦌🛸@Sioteru_Nov 4

Autumn Travels 🛶🍂 Scene for @ Retrospark1 #Furry #Art

An anthropomorphic furry canine, jackal, paddling down a river during a Miata autumn day. The sky splits from twilight to a soft blue, multiple planets can be seen on the horizon. A robin lands on his finger while a curious turtle comes over the investigate.

ALT An anthropomorphic furry canine, jackal, paddling down a river during a Miata autumn day. The sky splits from twilight to a soft blue, multiple planets can be seen on the horizon. A robin lands on his finger while a curious turtle comes over the investigate.

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@JayWoodfallNov 4

Elder's Scroll targeting 2028/2029 is hilarious. We don't know what gaming will look like 6-12 out and they're targeting 24. This game is a scam lmao

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todd bonzalez@doinkpatrolNov 4

woke 3 is gonna rule we're giving everybody neopronouns and a gun

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@tolstoybbNov 4

Super Intelligence? It's called Transgender Intelligence now.

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Professor Henry F. Trenches@tinylittlehomieNov 3

I cast my vote for Jim Talafreako and his liberal trans crime agenda

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@ThatCatCidOct 2

Sphinx 👅Gryphon

Image from Cid (@ThatCatCid)

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Billy Brocas@BillyBroccy2Nov 3

Its time to Deadlock in at the polls

Image from Billy Brocas (@BillyBroccy2)

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@JayWoodfallNov 3

Yes it's November and I'm still rocking my Halloween PFP. It's cute AF ♥️

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@JayWoodfallNov 3

You had better cum I'm burning through Claude tokens here

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