I had surgery when I was a baby to reopen my soft spot. My head is covered in scars. That’s the only reason I’ve never shaved it. Do you think that Sydney is the type of chick that digs scars?
This one was my dad’s favorite. He was definitely the black sheep.
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I remember being about little kid riding around in my dad’s jacked up Ford truck blasting this song over and over. I couldn’t get enough of it.
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And you run and you run to catch up with the Sun but it’s sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The Sun is the Sam in a relative way, but you’re older. Shorter if breath and one day closer to death
The Pirates are the 3rd most popular team in Pittsburgh. There’s no way they’re the most popular team in PA
The most popular sports team in every state
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The map contains multiple inaccuracies, such as listing the Pittsburgh Pirates as Pennsylvania's most popular team (recent Google Trends data shows the Phillies instead) and the Buffalo Bills for New York (Yankees instead).
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What better way to start off a Sunday morning than with a little Mongolian folk metal?
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I just asked one of my employees to clean the bathrooms. I said, “I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.” Every employee in the store looked at me like I was crazy. Apparently, none of these 20 somethings have seen Full Metal Jacket.



















