@JeannotShowYo

Sports renaissance man 📊 | 🇺🇸 #GoBolts #RaysUp #RiseUp

 24, GA
Joined July 2020
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Hinge has been kinda dead lately, time for the nuclear option
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Top 5 DANK Reddit memes to make you the funniest kid in middle school!!😂👇
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@E2LaCaf7h
L'américain qui est arrivé au lycée 30 min en retard
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The Frenchmen on twitter talking about the Japanese
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“For many non-Americans, whining about America is the only economic opportunity that exists”
sono✖️🌗@sosonosonosonoOct 27
honestly a lot of problems in the world can be attributed to the existence of the united states
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Mariners pennants: 0 Ben Williamson World Series walkoffs: 1
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pdawg retweeted
galio@galiotbr13h
Ben Williamson World Series walkoff
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WE WON A GAME
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America’s culture of free speech is so strong that our idea of a “banned book” is “a school board in Nowhere, Kansas said it shouldn’t be in the curriculum and now every ninth grader in the country reads it”.
charu
@charureadssOct 21
I read banned books
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Once proud fanbase with rings now gets satisfaction from teams projected to finish in last place going into the season making it further then them and losing
Nathaniel Thomas@xwOBA_enjoyerOct 27
Much like Toronto, the knowledge that the Rays are probably never going to be back here makes this infinitely more satisfying. They should be very proud of what they accomplished this season and they weren't as lucky as some people claim, but I don't see the path.
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This is genuinely the funniest discourse I’ve ever seen on this app. And everytime someone’s like “well then why hasn’t anyone done it, the money is 10x better” they’re like “baseball is stupid, nobody would accept $500M to play it over cricket”💀💀💀🥴
Ruhh@Ruhh2024Oct 26
Replying to @SheistyJudge
He ain't prepared, Let him prepare for 1month he is going to hit ur top base ball pitcher. But ur top baseball batter can never hit world's top bowler. Cricketers can hit ur average pitchers with in 7 days. But base ball batter can never hit a worldclass bowler even after 6months
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Just got back from beer league, how’d my Rays d…
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“AA” should never be allowed to make a trade again
Jeff Passan
@JeffPassan12 Dec 2022
Full trade, per ESPN sources: Atlanta gets: C Sean Murphy Oakland gets: LHP Kyle Muller, UT Esteury Ruiz, RHP Freddy Tarnok, RHP Royber Salinas, C Manny Piña Milwaukee gets: C William Contreras, RHP Justin Yeager, RHP Joel Payamps
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I just thought of the funniest tweet imaginable for the second baseball-cricket war but I’m too worried about my digital footprint
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How are you a Brewers reporter talking shit about other teams stadiums? Y’all’s has a roof leak every year.
Dario Melendez@Dario_MelendezOct 25
This place is…. Something 😬 🤷‍♂️ @WISN12News #WinOurWay
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The Rays in that new AL Central:
Kody Duncan
@KodyDuncanPGHOct 25
If MLB and MLBPA do not agree on a Salary Cap and Floor this offseason, they need to realign the Conferences and Divisions: Here is my new NL and AL based on fairness if a cap/floor isn't put in place: NL Central: - Pittsburgh Pirates - Cincinnati Reds - Washington Nationals - Cleveland Guardians - Miami Marlins NL East: - Detroit Tigers - Milwaukee Brewers - New York Mets - Philadelphia Phillies - Atlanta Braves NL West: - Los Ángeles Dodgers - San Diego Padres - Arizona Diamondbacks - Los Ángeles Angels - San Francisco Giants AL East: - Toronto Blue Jays - Boston Red Sox - Chicago Cubs - New York Yankees - Baltimore Orioles AL Central: - Kansas City Royals - St. Louis Cardinals - Tampa Bay Rays - Colorado Rockies - Chicago White Sox AL West: - Texas Rangers - Seattle Mariners - Athletics - Houston Astros - Minnesota Twins
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Y’all are worried about being down 2-0 in the World Series, but I’m on a Hinge date with an Angel Devil cosplayer and he just invited me to his house
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I’m crying real tears rn
Vinayak
@midwicket_18Oct 25
Cricketers making baseball look like the easiest sport ever 😭⚾
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Type of shi I draw right after causing the largest ecological nuclear disaster in history and try to hide it
Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸@IrishUnityOct 24
“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986
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Literally went yard in a World Series game
maybeeeeeee@EoghanIsLazyOct 23
Replying to @harbordelsol
He’s just not a good player
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TAMPA BAY RAYS FANS YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOU’RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE GO INTO THE STORE AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON THAT MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
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Raysin@TheRaysinOct 25
Liam Hicks HR is now the far far worse version of the Jordan Luplow HR
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