jeff glasscock

20 likes and I’ll start unleashing my Twitter drafts from 2010

just cooked a pizza at 15 degrees for 400 minutes I might need to chill

harry potter and the chamber of commerce

sasssily saying “sue me” is my new favorite come back

all roads lead to Burger King

what if the show Outer Banks just ends up being a really long Hollister commercial

pickle backs for nickelback

“I make my potato salad with love and Virginia slim 120’s”

“thanks, we’ll get back to you in 5-7 business years”

At Applebees in the south they don’t give you a cake for your birthday, they bring out a steak with candles on it, medium rare

bad for the liver good for the soul ❗️

hey just letting y’all know there an actually movie where Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger are twin brothers called, “Twins” and it’s on Netflix

wyd

guys it’s our Jordan year!