Happy Shiny New Week Peeps β¨
Hope itβs full of treats and zero tricks π
#NewWeekVibes
I remember when my mum got me into marionette school.
She had to pull a few strings.
ππ€£ #MondayMirth
Where do hamsters come from?
Hamsterdam
ππ€£ #MondayMirth
If anyone needs an ark,
I Noah guy
ππ€£ #SideSplittingSunday
A sheik is trying to buy up every fish and chip shop in the Aus.
He's called Sultan Vinegar.
ππ€£ #SideSplittingSunday
Two months until Christmas! π
Brace yourselves, the Mariah Carey defrosting process is 90% complete.
Happy Sunday Funday Folks ππ»ββοΈ
Accidentally knocked a lady over in Dominos Pizza earlier.
Well, it was one at first...
π€£π #SillySaturday
I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work.
I've already taken five of them & I still don't feel like doing the dishes.
ππ€£ #SillySaturday
Happy Saturday Folks ππ»ββοΈ
What do you call a $2 chicken?
Buck Buck
ππ€£ #BadJokeFriday
Why can't rabbit bartenders be trusted?
They water shit down.
ππ€£ #BadJokeFriday
The service at the T-Rex CafΓ© is terrible.
They're always short-handed.
π€£π #BadJokeThursday
Today marks the 10 year anniversary of when I was scammed by that rental car company.
Even after all these years, it still Hertz.
ππ€£ #BadJokeThursday






