Jenn Wyer (he/him)

Hoods I have repped, in chronological order: the Mission Parkmerced the Inner Sunset the Excelsior the Central Sunset the Outer Sunset Noe Valley Treasure Island SoMa the Upper Haight the Richmond I have 415 cred out the meatus. Put some respect on my name or it's lights out!!!

All these "Glenn Close should've won the Oscar instead of Cher" people need to stop playing in Holly Hunter's face.

flushing my diarrhea like

Wholesome • Touching • Stirring

I'm forty-one and this band somehow bypassed me altogether.

Billions of years of evolution and I still can't experience physical attraction without the powers of speech, eye contact, and digestion failing me. 😞

I just sent an email ending with "Thanks again!" and a moment later realized that I hadn't thanked the recipient previously. Time for seppuku.

Top ten American indie rock songs: Remembering Blending Just a Moment, Starshine 11/12 (Doorknobs) You Caught the K The Rhombus in Her Tea Hey!! That's an Out Ashes of Athens Open Lens, Please Ejecta of Yesternight (Your) Ticcing Clock Ugh, so many obvious picks!

She's up to 113,000 now.

I'm very confused by women who consider themselves straight but are turned off by facial hair and pubic hair and back hair and shoulder hair and foreskin and scrota and semen and urinating standing up.

Lol; moreover, lmao.

men will literally go down down baby your street in a range rover street sweeper baby cocked ready to let it go instead of going to therapy smdh

Real fans of the band know it's spelled Chumbawamba. Ruined the comment.

[hits blunt] Name a better five-episode run than "Double-Edged Sword" through "Plan B." You can't. [weeps plaintively]

NAUR not my generational misery deepening like a coastal shelf like??