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Jeremy Neal

@JeremyAlchemist

Alchemist, beard guardian

 Durham UK
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Joined August 2013
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Saying you're pleased with your haircut despite the deep internal sorrow it's causing you
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If you're in a bad mood, here's a baby penguin.
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Mar 30 70 Things seem to be more congenial around the house largely because I kept out of the way of the family & guests practically all day
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Never being completely sure if you actually like mince pies, despite currently consuming about one an hour
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Not a massive fan of topiary but this is my fav I pass on the way to King's Buildings in Edinburgh #gardenrevival
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Beautiful snails...
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New Beard, New Book - order now at 100beards.bigcartel.com #barbe #beard #100beards #garconjon #style… instagram.com/p/hwlIUJkLIf/

GarconJon

Books by photographer Jonathan Daniel Pryce

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Teach your children well...
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The difference between markets and supermarkets is that, counterintuitively, markets have the pants on the outside.
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Need I say more? #BLF @kmflett
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Greg Draven@GregDraven3 Dec 2013
For all those 'men' that just shaved their Novembeards... #beard
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Pretend you're a doctor by referring to each toe by its proper name, i.e. Market, Home, Roast Beef, No Roast Beef and Wee Wee. @TwopTwips
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Greg Draven@GregDraven19 Nov 2013
A #beard isn't just for a month, it's for life. #Novembeard
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@cluedont19 Nov 2013
People who say James Bond is the best spy in the world seem to forget that he uses his real name and is constantly followed by a film crew.
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The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is "Nobbly squaks a bit tiny flippered cubs".
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Didn't see any of you at Ninja Class today. Good job, guys.
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I got to 2 interviews before being sanctioned in "Iain Duncan Smith's Realistic Unemployment Simulator"! Good luck: toys.usvsth3m.com/iain-dunca…
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