Jermyeemy

Just found out you gotta take ur creatine after the workout lol

Shiesty at the gym is diabolical tho

Being stuck in dream where you just keep waking up is horrifying

Just saw guys break into a car and they saw me, I’m next🧍‍♂️

What the fuck is taxes, and why is it stressing me out

I’m so down bad I’m insta locking duelist

Vice Ganda>>Jo Koy

Nothing is chill abt 2024 it’s basically a 2023 extension pack

hitting unreal got me rethinking my life decisions

😧😧

Befriending the homeless ppl at my job has literally given me a personal security guards

Wanting to smash these mashed potatoes ong

I’m only back on twitter to complain that my barber fucked my shit up

Just had my first Karen incident

OYSTER SAUCE IS MADE OUT OF REAL OYSTERS

NFL half time show>>>actual game

Fell asleep with chicken nuggets in my mouth

How much do y’all tip your barber

I hate unskippadble horror movie ads

I’m done lmafao