I’ve always wanted to be a wizard

The credits for the first Luigi’s Mansion go far too hard for a GameCube game

We all should’ve known it was gettin crazy when Moneybags popped up in Spyro 2

All my homies hate big dub

Someone in Pittsburgh book Jon cass for god sake

Babe wake up sleeping with sirens dropped a good album in 2026

No politician has ever played Zelda or they could maybe understand..?

Ask yourself “What am I doing to keep frontier falls alive.?”

The US is like a shitty drug dealer paying himself or something

It always $10

This isn’t the technological future we were promised. Yinz fucked up

2020 started something that I don’t ever think can be reversed

Land of the free and home of the brave is bullshit

I almost never go to McDonald’s but if I do you better believe I’m gettin a Hi-C

I hope all you trumpers feel real good about this shit

The draft was better than expected the whole city was lit up

If you don’t rememeber the food pyramid don’t talk to me

Count your blessings getting a reboot in 2026 was not expected

So if you’re from Africa why are you white.?