Jerry Made Me Do It

Cowboys defense might be worse than herpes on steroids #MNF

Brian Schottenheimer after every press conference 🤣 #DallasCowboys

Expecting Dak Prescott to convert a 3rd down is like expecting a used up, cum soaked crack whore to remember whose dick she just choked on. It never fucking happens. #DallasCowboys

3 things are certain in life. 1.) Death 2.) Taxes 3.) Daron Bland getting cooked Fuck you @DaRon_Bland #DallasCowboys #SNF

2 for 1 meatball sub special from fuck ass Dak. Dude is a fucking cuck. #DallasCowboys

Wow we suck dick. Team is an embarrassment #DallasCowboys

Why Jerry WHY! #DallasCowboys

Me betting on the Cowboys to win #DallasCowboys

Dallas Cowboys meet and greet

Brian Schottenheimer and Christian Parker are the biggest cucks to walk this earth. Damn you Jerry for hiring these bastards. #TNF

“Daron Bland defensive holding” FUCK YOU BLAND

EAGLES LOST. WASHINGTON LOST. COWBOYS WIN. ITS STILL FUCK SCHOTTENHEIMER🔥 DAK AND LAMB MASTERCLASSSSSS🔥🔥🔥 #DallasCowboys

Thot daughter or Schottenheimer son?? #DallasCowboys

Sorry ass defense. Fire CP, Fire Schottenheimer #DallasCowboys

Case Keenum>> Pussy Williams #MNF

Just broke my tv. Fuck the Ravens #DallasCowboys