loser tomboy she/her, bi, 17 we're only here for ntbtwt #1 blackberry fan

Victoria, Australia
Joined January 2019
my friend told me to make the dirties wholesome is this good
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friend is watching the bank for the first time
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Hey @JayMcCarrol Are you still trying to do this my dms are open
his game is unmatched
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if you're reading this, i love you. keep doing your thing, you're beautiful. there's nobody out there who can replace you
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i get so pissed off at the tiniest things i have hiccups right now and i lowkey wanna smash my head into this desk repeatedly as hard as i can until i stop breathing MAKE IT STOP
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Matt Johnson: *walks up to random pedestrian* excuse me sir do you know where I can buy salamanders in bulk? Pedestrian: *confused chuckle* what a strange question asked by a strange fellow! Nathan Fielder’s new scheme to get people to buy memberships to a local failing gym:
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This also applies to tv shows
a great score makes a scene unforgettable. a perfect needle drop makes an entire song belong to that movie forever.
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this may come as a shock to you, but (electrocutes you)
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This site caused irreversible damage to my mental health back when i used it normally but ever since i joined ntbtwt i've only gotten joy from here ❤️‍🩹 i love you all let's all live
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Just saw my good friend Freddy Fazbear
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My hottest ntbts take is that The Buddy is kind of overrated
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Matt Johnson will be boiled alive in 5 hours and we will all have a Feast.
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Ate the leg of a small child earlier :P
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Find Jay McCarrol and put him into your toaster. Find Jay McCarrol and put him into your toaster. Find Jay McCarrol and put him into your toaster. Find Jay McCarrol and put him into your toaster. Find Jay McCarrol and put him into your toaster. Find Jay McCarrol and put him into
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dundas square, june 2009 #ntbts #ntbtstm
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that one gay friend you try to ignore: so basically there’s three distinct eras, there was a webseries that ran from 2007 to 2009, a tv show in 2017, and the movie in 2025. no it’s not about nirvana. they spell it with two Ns. yeah they used to spell it like that but when they ma
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Looking through old screenshots on my phone and rediscovered when me and my friend downloaded the Miitomo rewritten in 2024 and I realized you could make side miis
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l&p is genuinely one of the greatest drinks ever made its so fucking good oh my god
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