My brain: "Do what makes you genuinely happy, or do what makes you the most money?" - Do what makes me the most money, let me change my major. ๐คฃ
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My plan in life was to always live and die alone on a hilltop home by the ocean with my pets, but god had other plans for me. Lol
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All three are a couple. Their friends are just as dysfunctional. AI is a great way for me to make fun of people, so leave me alone. ๐ฅด๐
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A different bond? Maaaan, stfu.
21 Savage tells Pete Davidson that having a baby with his girlfriend Latto allows him to be able to give their baby the best life possible, but he wasnโt able to do the same for his other kids when they were born since he was always in the streets when he was younger ๐ฎ๐
โMy first 3, I was younger, running around in the street. It was different. Now, Iโm in the house, Iโm with the baby all night, making her bottles, changing her diapers. Itโs kinda like a different bond type sh*t.โ
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Yes, I am THE pettiest person alive when it comes to holding grudges. I will remember something you did to me 15 years ago and I WILL hold that against you until you apologize or disappear from my life. Sorry, not sorry. Lol
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Me in five years when all of the bs that I'm forced to witness around me desensitizes and fries all of the good brain cells that I have left. ๐
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Jessica Jewelz ๐ต๐ท๐ฉ๐ดโจ retweeted
Yeah sex is great, but have you ever made the entire bar laugh at one customer?



















