Host of the nationally syndicated Jesse Kelly Show. Anti-Communist. Ninja Throwing Star Champion

Houston, TX
Joined April 2009
The kids are gonna be alright.
You need to understand how Right-wing people under 40 view the Left. When we think of Leftists, we do not think of Barack Obama or Ezra Klein. Yes, these guys are on the Left, but younger Millennials and Zoomers on the Right do not think of Leftists in their own age bracket as polished technocrats. These are not the sort of people that make up our Left-wing counterparts that we grew up with, went to school with, or work with. When we think of Leftists, the first thing that pops into our head are a bunch of disgusting, depraved, spiteful mutants who want to destroy everything around them as payback for the crime of being born. We think of Discord troons that invaded our hobbies, Reddit mods who are drunk on the most insignificant power imaginable, that one girl from high school or college who became a literal Communist, and that friend or family member who cut off all contact because we refused to treat their mental illness like a status symbol. We think of people who, if they ever became a majority of the country and actually managed to possess political power, would inevitably kill tens of millions of people out of blind envy and petty cruelty. Younger people on the Right come across as impatient and anxious in their mindset and mannerisms because they understand what will eventually happen when these people succeed their Gen X and Boomer predecessors in the Democratic Party. They know what is to come if their own generational cohorts on the Left actually take power, and they feel incredibly exasperated that it seems like none of their parents or grandparents understand just how late the hour truly is.
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Lib journo: hahaha, those silly, stupid Republicans. Your husband isn’t really your brother though, like all those big dummies say, right? Ilhan: “Not…to my knowledge.” 🧐
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Harmeet Dillon is truly one of the shining stars of this administration.
To get into OSU Med, your application is screened & scored, & you must interview. But @CivilRights Division found that OSU Med uses a “side door” to admit certain races (but not Asians) w/o scoring or interviewing them! We will end these illegal & deeply unfair practices. justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-d…
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Wars end with a negotiated peace. Pretty much all of them end that way. But we are governed by many children who see everything as WWIII.
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John Cornyn hates Republican voters and always has. He just feels safe voicing his hatred of them because they committed the cardinal sin of noticing his hatred and then voting him out of office.
GOP Senator John Cornyn: "Part of the problem with our politics is that people who participate in the primaries and choose the candidates are on the extremes of either party."
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The hilarious thing about comparing every war to WWII is that WWII is actually the LAST war you should compare wars to. WWII was the exception. That’s what makes it so fascinating. It was the rarest thing in the history of the world. So no, ___ isn’t Hitler. Or Churchill.
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John Cornyn isn’t telling you how he thinks. He’s telling you how he’s always thought. He’s telling you how John Curtis thinks. This is how Mike Rounds thinks. This is how Thune thinks. We have a red state GOP problem.
GOP Senator John Cornyn: "Part of the problem with our politics is that people who participate in the primaries and choose the candidates are on the extremes of either party."
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The most amazing thing about all the Somali fraud is how predictable it all was if you just paid attention to the culture in Somalia. They steal. And they scam. And they scheme. That’s the culture. You bring them here and they’ll do it here. Garbage culture.
Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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Please, I’m begging. Find a different war. Am I gonna have to do another day where I compare everything to WWII?
Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just “done a deal” with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.
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Wait a second…did that stupid communist pitch the roofs to drain INTO the buildings?? Holy shit. This is why you can’t let communists run anything. WTF
Zohran Mamdani’s administration has unveiled new sidewalk shed designs for NYC in an effort to bring better-designed sidewalks to all five boroughs. The administration has also reduced the number of sidewalk sheds by 1,200 across the city — a decrease of over 15% in 10 months.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The displayed coverings was developed under former Mayor Eric Adams' 'Get Sheds Down' campaign. Mamdani has continued the work of removing unnecessary sidewalk sheds and tightening rules for property owners, but it was not his administration that presented these designs. nyc.gov/mayors-office/… nyc.gov/mayors-office/…
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Top vs. Bottom. Top. Versus. Bottom. TOP VERSUS BOTTOM. ☠️☠️☠️
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This is how you know my recordings are real and they're scared. Washington Post already doing counter-messaging. "A small group of U.S. national security officials has been discreetly advising state governments and congressional lawmakers on how to prepare for the possibility that the Trump administration will attempt to interfere in November’s midterm elections, according to people involved in the effort. The group includes about 10 current and former officials with experience in the Defense Department, some of whom have previously focused on countering authoritarianism abroad."
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Why is the personal aspect so difficult for political people to understand? If you’re a big Ukraine fan, you should HATE that Zelenskyy went public with his criticisms. Once you go public, there’s no coming back from it. You’re done. It’s not just me who has that code.
Replying to @JesseKellyDC
As much as I’m opposed to the proxy war on Russia, there’s not much Zelenskyy can do when Trump erratically fluctuates back and forth on everything he stands for
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Zelensky should book another media tour and publicly trash Trump again. That’s always worked out well for other people. Just keep embarrassing the man you absolutely MUST have in your corner. Genius stuff.
#BREAKING: The White House blocks transfer of Patriot missiles to Ukraine, U.S. officials say.
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Next time a communist tells you, “We only had muskets when the 2nd amendment was written.”, ask them how many mosques we had when the 1st amendment was written.
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The extra bad news about Slotkin: she supervised people at the CIA. That means she created and destroyed careers. Her loyal minions remain at the CIA -- right now. This is the existential problem that CIA Director Ratcliffe faces each day. The seditious Deep State isn't gone.
CIA Karen is trying desperately to make this about anything other than her rejoicing at potentially ruining the lives of thousands of young Trump staffers. We really need better people at the CIA.
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You should own guns because this communist doesn’t want you to have them. He wants to hurt you. They all do. They dream of being able to just hurt you the way they want. Buy guns.
Abdul El-Sayed on the Second Amendment: "When they promised the right to bear arms, they had muskets. So, yeah, everyone should have equal rights to a musket."
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In the end, they’re all just thieves.
A millionaire's tax in Illinois would relieve working Chicagoans' property taxes and help fully fund our public schools.
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I don’t mind a little pimping of a big home run. My problem with this is the selfishness of it. That wasn’t a walk-off. You got a guy on deck getting ready to hit. Pitchers prepping for the next inning. And you’re jumping around like a circus animal. Selfish.
Junior Caminero's trip around the bases ⚡
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