Jesse White (fake)

You may or may not cry while eating your paper ID. Though I may not like, I have no control over that specific issue. #IllinoisLawIsILL

Remember, when getting a new ID, you will first receive a paper copy at the DMV. That copy will be valid until the plastic ID arrives in the mail. Also remember, you MUST eat the paper copy immediately after receiving the plastic copy. I like mine with a little garlic salt!

Life is like my homemade McRib™ sandwich: hard to make, messy, satisfying, onion bun – at Chicago, IL

More importantly, it will mean that they have also found my '94 Altima which I misplaced 4 yrs ago in the parking lot of a Payless Shoes. – at Chicago, IL

And by answering this way, it is my hope some1 will respond that they have in fact found my lost CD "Songs to Tumble To" and I will be happy – at Chicago, IL

But I lost my "Songs to Tumble To" mix CD 5 years ago under the seat of my car [1994 Nissan Altima]... – at Chicago, IL

I guess an easier way to answer this question would be to say "My favorite music is 'This is How We Do It' by Montell Jordan. – at Chicago, IL

It is 19 straight tracks of "This Is How We Do It" by Montell Jordan. – at Chicago, IL

People often ask me, what my favorite music is? The answer: anything off "Songs to Tumble To" which is a mix CD I made 7 years ago. – at Chicago, IL

bring back nerds blizzards please @DairyQueen! Also @twitter please make this go viral! Thanks to both! – at Chicago, IL

You expect me to go on a cruise by myself?? Gotta find that plus one somehow, baby! #IslandLiving xitter.gq/kyleluvsew/status/8779…