Jess Cayne Urick

Actual footage of me in sessions. #songwriter

This season of #queereye7 is giving me everything I never knew I needed. They are always perfection, but there is something so open and so grounded about them in this season in particular. So many happy tears. Thank you. @QueerEye

Andy and Ariana tonight. #VanderpumpRules #VanderpumpFinale @BravoWWHL @Andy

Bridgerton. It may seem like a silly, pretty little romp- an overly sweet, visually perfect, frivolous treat, but, at it’s core, it is visibility. The world as it could have been. Diverse story telling. @shondarhimes you’ve done it again. Thank you.

Talking with Tom’s hand up her rear. Muppet. #VanderpumpRules

What the fuck, Tennessee.

@JuddApatow listen, I hate a reboot, but the Merlot and my boyfriend agreed- YOU need to direct a REBOOT of Airplane. Comedians in the cast. Comedians in the writers room. Please. Please. Please. I’m sorry I’m yelling.

@Lavernecox you are killing it, honey. You are so precious and so lovely and seeing you be equal parts GENUINELY excited and SO ELOQUENT. I would watch you read the phone book. You are EVERYTHING. Oh. And the LEWK. ♥️ @enews

Them: What did you get for Christmas?! Another chin.

I wanna come back as a lava lamp.

@KarenKilgariff add it to the tally

#LoveIsBlind3 is wild cause you can watch people lie to each other and lie to themselves in real time

Twitter today

STAY SAVED AND DO GOD’S MISSION @MyFavMurder Gonna Gray Poupon style ask if this human wanna be friends

I’m at the age where I look up the age of the “older” actresses in movies I loved when I was younger and now they’re all younger than me

Taxes and tears and tired. Thirty Hurty Thursday.

I’m done with #rhobh I don’t know how I feel about #RHOSLC cause I can’t bring myself to watch it Thank God #RHOP is back I know these are real women with real lives but #rhobh has been the most out of touch, steaming pile of crap this season. #nasty #teamgarcelle

@AMorbidPodcast Your prompt, my liege.

Here’s a thought- it’s just a thought.