Beefcake Dad

I'm not deleting it. Get fucked

Saturday

Its "Actually I Hated Him More" Time is see

Need to get the idea that I will he going out to watch the rugby tonight into the Jeff Family Zeitgeist

Handsome

Sometimes its nice to clang and bang to Sad Boi Songs

Its Deaf Havana Day. Congratulations to me

In the UK, Marilyn Manson used be able to get a rib removed to suck himself off. We used to be a country

So we are fine with Assisted Suicide but not Face Sitting? Cool cool cool

We're putting Stephen Milligan on trial. Heading to West Sussex to dig up his corpse as we speak

So my wife can't nearly kill me (consensually) once every 6 to 10 weeks? I'm desperately clinging onto life and that's all I have.

I actually want MPs to dictate what happens once every 6-8 weeks in the bedroom I share with my wife of 10 years.

Doesn't seem to matter when I'm here, I'm always waiting for the lat pulldown

Its on nights like tonight you are reminded to be grateful for Hundred Reasons

Woodseats

Wetherspoons Greene King Marstons

Writing to my local MP about the Competition Act and how much airtime comedians get in this country nowadays

Whatever it is, if it means delaying kms for 24 hours, I'm doing it

I know this is absolutely about my wiring and viewing the world through Jeff's Prism™️, but I wish there's was someone I could go to the gym with and/or creamy pints that doesn't involve having to get the calender out.