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Joined September 2011
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I very much like Grok's summary of my Twitter account ♥️
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Is he trying to flex "we completely butchered a play with an 80% success rate"?
Chiefs HC Andy Reid on the QB sneak w/ Justin Fields: "You guys asked for it. We gave it to you. It didn't work. How do you feel? ... Those are hard to practice. We've got to make sure we get the snap down..."
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Arvell Reese just leveled Joe Milton. Oh my.
JJ McCarthy just turned backwards and got absolutely SMOKED.
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Absolutely nothing I didn't already know
Chiefs 14, Jets 12 | HALF What did you learn about the Chiefs in the first half?
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The streak is over. Jason Sanders misses a 53-yard field goal wide left. That ends a streak of 40 straight makes by opponents against the Chiefs.
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FUCK YOU BUTKER!!! I'M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL TO GET MY MASTERS DEGREE NOW!
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I hope this is Harrison Butker's last game as a Chief, but I don't want Justin Tucker kicking either. The Chiefs have rostered two kickers who both stake a claim to The Worst Piece of Shit in the NFL today.
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Nick Bolton is having a Pro Bowl season.
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I was thinking of subscribing to the Blackhawks TV channel if they looked like a playoff team around the holidays. Nice of them to save me $100 by sucking ass again.
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I just went to the vet to get a cat's prescription food and they said last time I was there when I had to euthanize a ferret somebody saw how upset I was and after I left they put a $200 credit on my account. Omg 😭😭😭😭😭 There are good people out there 🥲🥲🥲🥲
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On this day (November 6) in 2001, '24,' starring Kiefer Sutherland as Jack Bauer premiered on Fox.
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On this day (November 5) in 1955, Dr. Emmett Brown invented the flux capacitor.
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I'd be willing to lose an entire season to get a salary cap and salary floor.
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On this day (November 3) in 1994, Sony released their first retail version of the PlayStation in Japan.
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On this day (November 3) in 1992, Rage Against the Machine releases their self titled debut album, featuring "Killing In the Name Of."
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On this day (November 3) in 1992, Whitney Houston released her version of the Dolly Parton cover "I Will Always Love You."
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On this day (November 3) in 1978, Different Strokes premieres on NBC.
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On this day (November 3) in 1953, CBS becomes the first network to televise The Wizard of Oz.
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On this day (November 3) in 1911, Louis Chevrolet started his company to compete with the Ford Model T.
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For all you psychos wearing hoodies on 79° August days, I want you to know I slept with my windows open on November 2, 2026 because my bedroom, at 70°, was way too hot, and broke a sweat jogging outside in 59° at 5:30am in shorts and a T-shirt.
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