@JimmyDoomer

certified 3am insomniac doomscroller - most recently accredited April 2022

 London, England
Joined October 2011
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Today I realised the Godfather just turned 50 and nobody batted a damn eyelid
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"It's hulk okay except instead of smashing shit up she's a woman and she's an attorney" #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw
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Watching Finding Nemo, I just googled the voice artists
Just found out this amazing feature
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Whenever I think about Putin
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My work is done. I'm retiring from parenting! My 19 month old son came home from nursery the other day distressed. "Dad at nursery we had to describe our superhero and what 'he' does. Why does it have to be a man? I told my teacher my hero is Harambe the gorilla"
Antoinette Lattouf@antoinette_news22 Feb 2022
My work is done. I’m retiring from parenting! Miss 9 came home from school the other day distressed. “Mum at school we had a worksheet & we had to describe our superhero & what ‘he’ does. Why does it have to be a man? I told my teacher my hero is Malala Yousafzai & Rosa Parks”
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I am so corrupted by the Internet that it has ruined, RUINED I SAY, this perfectly innocent birthday card that my son was given on Saturday.
A football-shaped birthday card that reminds you a bit of Goatse.

ALT A football-shaped birthday card that reminds you a bit of Goatse.

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Oi mate you got a loicence for that knife you're butchering our language with? 😂
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MFW I get caught with a dirty Sanchez before going on air
Shitposting @bovrilstan's worst driving moments I find while backing up my photos
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I may have had worse moments come to think of it
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The world has gone absolutely completely f&*%ing retarded. Who the f&*% pays this amount of money for a mediocre meme at best. Absolute proof that a small section of industrialised society have *too* much money - fuck this civilisation I'm done.
The New York Times
@nytimes29 Apr 2021
“Disaster Girl,” perhaps one of the most recognizable members of the unofficial meme hall of fame, is now an NFT worth half a million dollars. The 4-year-old girl from the photo, now a college student, plans to pay off student loans and donate to charity. nyti.ms/32YZCIX

The World Knows Her as ‘Disaster Girl.’ She Just Made $500,000 Off the Meme. (Published 2021)

Zoë Roth, now a college senior in North Carolina, plans to use the proceeds from this month’s NFT auction to pay off student loans and donate to charity.

nytimes.com
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This is what a deranged mobster sounds like. #LockHimUp
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Drinking today to cure the bad effects of the drinking last night
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wtf????????
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If we already have pepper spray, why no onion gas? #SaturdayThoughts
I may be looking too much at the conspiracy nuts on Twitter, but why would China deliberately release coronavirus in CHINA?
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That's like the inventor of nappies shitting himself in 1942, sitting in his own shit for 20 minutes and then proudly whipping out a bag of nappies declaring "I have found the cure for smelly shitty pants"
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