@JizzleIsBack

Good enough on a bad day

 Mississippi, USA
Joined February 2022
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  • Followers520
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Jizzle retweeted
HER.@Adore_Shay21h
No $25 for thanksgiving but yall want me to believe yall upgrading your friend flight to first class. Good morning! ❤️
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The paying for Thanksgiving dinner comes from niggas not having any etiquette… why you showing up everywhere empty handed…
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Boy imagine Obama telling a bihh she had a fat ass mid speech they woulda hung that nigga from the podium
DailyRapFacts
@DailyRapFactsOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” 👀🍑 “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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This is reasonable! Folk like to show up and bring nothing but their appetite. Then have the audacity to leave with 10 to-go-plates.
7@SEVYNTVOct 26
Why is my family charging $25 per person for Thanksgiving this year
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Jizzle retweeted
OG MIYAGI@ItzBlizzOct 26
won everythang i spent inna last 4 days off 1 game! i been sayin Mahomes dont look good & he ran across a real defense. K9 been carrying them.
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Jizzle retweeted
DOUBLE00
@PootOnHaOct 25
U do
Nicole White
@NayeKaizenOct 24
I remember someone on Twitter said I looked 40 years old lol
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This is a ponk
Baltimore Ravens
@RavensOct 25
.@ShannonSharpe is this week’s Leader of the Uprising 🔥
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Ordered chicken Alfredo and got a whole leg quarter 😩
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Oh they touched every wall in that room the night before 😂
𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒
@heyyitsjaneaOct 24
yeahhhhh baby just gone head and take a seat cause…😭😭
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Jizzle retweeted
C.P.@BaldHeadCPOct 24
And don’t go getting sensitive when these folks get on our ass this week either…. Cuz yall brag week in and week out like we invincible!!
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This is above Katt more of a sad clear indication of the literacy crisis in the community because the event was titled “Katt Williams Book Tour” and when you walked in, they handed you a book if the fear of reading didn’t kryptonite you niggas yall might’ve been able to hear him say some jokes throughout
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@TheBHentelOct 23
Katt Williams ran the whole city pockets tonight 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 we pulled up thinkin we finna see Katt perform niggas get there and it’s a muhfuckin book tour , I got to the gate a nigga hand me a book I’m already knowing this some bullshit .. folks was leaving HOT AF 😭
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You guys are gonna be in a for a rude awakening when you turn 30 and discover you still wanna have fun and socialize and that need doesn't magically disappear
THE VOICE@lyricamaiyaOct 21
Pushing 30 talking about some Halloween weekend moves man get tf on😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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ESPN not covering the WNBA as it should be because they don’t want Angel Reese to be the new up and coming face of the WNBA.
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Jizzle retweeted
َ@all5nnOct 22
look at how fast number 29 ran. This nigga played nobody in high school
Rivals
@Rivals27 Aug 2022
Texas Five-Star Plus+ quarterback commit Arch Manning rushes for a touchdown! on3.com/db/arch-manning-7353…
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when you forget to write down the TikTok recipe and you have to rewatch the video in the store 😭
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like natalie nunn has talked so much shit about black women and yall crying cus someone said she has a big ass chin (mind u. she does).
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Liberty Bowl Renovation: 2023 🆚 2026
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Replying to @Robertfantauzzi
lol are yall watching the games? caitlin clark not even in the conversation anymore.
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yall will have empathy for any damn body on here. imagine having discourse about Natalie Nunn?!
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Jizzle retweeted
MF85@MBF85Oct 22
Replying to @shannonsharpeee
He was about to carry that bag like a bad bitch and they caught him 😂
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