The Job Getter

getting those butterflies in my stomach b/c i'm about to go to work!

minimum wage? more like maximum joy!

if you never sleep, then you will never have to worry about oversleeping and being late for work.

i've never used cuss words.

before requesting vacation time, make sure your boss or coworkers don't want to use your vacation time instead.

never ask your boss for a raise. think of how that must make him feel.

JobTip: if you dont turn in a timecard, they cant pay you. this way you can contribute to society and not worry about all that icky money.

I don't eat lunch. Instead, I massage my boss's shoulders while he eats his. This fills my heart and not my stomach :)

A good idea is to set aside some cash from each of your paychecks so you can buy lunch for your boss.

I think that it is real bad to waste time.

something about me: i never cuss.

aren't bosses awesome?

i will spend this weekend writing down ways to get more work done in the short 8hrs/day im given.

i am so easy to get along with :)

when i die, i hope god lets me choose to make 10 hrs a norm working day and not consider any of it overtime. cant wait to die.

anybody else just absolutely love getting that butterfly feeling in your tummy right before work starts?

it's friday, folks. you know what that means...only two more days until the next work week starts!! have a short weekend everyone!

jobs rule man!

boss refused my request for a raise. i can rest easy knowing i follow a fearless leader who's not afraid to deliver bad news. i love him :)

a good trick is to go straight to bed after you get off work. that way, it will feel like the next work day comes sooner!!