Joby Keef

Cloud Candy 🤘 Sweetest thing in the sky, and it hits harder than it looks. Full song on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=FPR59tfj… #JobyKeef #stonerrock #rock #hiphop #emo

Apple Bottom Blues 🤘 Boots with the fur not included. Bring your own blues. Full song on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=XuC3h1YU… #JobyKeef #crunk #hiphop #pop #partymusic

As I penguin-shuffle across my bathroom at age 50 to the closet where extra toilet paper is kept, I realize I don’t always learn from my previous mistakes.

Employers who say they value honesty shouldn’t ask “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” during the interview process.

If you’ve never accidentally dyed your face fruit punch red because you underestimated how hard bobbing for fruit is from a bathtub of jungle juice, have you even really lived?

People with suicidal empathy think those without it cannot understand others’ pain and suffering. They fully understand but recognize their limitations. They can’t help everyone; trying to do so hurts everyone, so they use their resources to help those they care about most.

This whole “everybody is equal and deserves the same rights” experiment doesn’t seem to be playing out the way a lot of people hoped. 🤷‍♂️

😂 Grok is a lot of fun some days! 🤣

In Minnesota they said, “It’s not the heat, it’s the gosh darn humidity.” In Texas, “It’s not the heat, it’s the gol dang consistency.” Every day is exactly like the last.

If you live in an apartment complex with parking close to residences and use a key fob that makes your car “chirp” to lock and unlock, you’re inconsiderate at best and at worst you’re…(fill in the blank).

My two cents on Lindsay Clancy: Anyone familiar with the hot-crazy scale knows she’s not hot enough to be as crazy as they say. (Makes as much sense as anything else I’ve seen on this.)

I guess when you have crap service and even worse customer service, this is what you get 😆

Sometimes choices in life are easy, just because it’s the right thing to do.

If I were a movie or TV show producer, I would only want to work with digital or AI actors. That way, I wouldn’t have to worry about an actor going full woke in an interview and tanking my production.

Does anyone else call Siri “S-word” when talking about her, not to her, to avoid devices responding?

I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure cats only groom themselves in front of people to trick them into looking at their buttholes.

The dangerous part about using most artificial intelligences is that if you don't know enough about a topic they will confidently mislead you. Often doubling down on its lies, unless you have the knowledge to call it out.

Would you rather live 50 years and have free will 100% of the time, or live 100 years but only have free will 75% of the time?