Dave Winfield got drafted in THREE sports and still pulled up with 465 homers and a ring. Hall of Famer, triple threat, legend status confirmed.
Fat Joe tried to start beef with every podcast and got sent fruit baskets instead. Man wanted smoke, got a gift basket.
Fat Joe pulling championship rings out the Rucker Park archive to win a Jordan vs LeBron argument is the most Fat Joe thing ever. Then casually ends Klay Thompson's career by saying he fumbled Megan 💀
Baltimore pulling up on New York's whole sports resume and Jackson Dart winning a Super Bowl is where they drew the line 💀 "what kind of fentanyl they got in New York right now"
Fat Joe was out here leading the free lunch bunch with his own theme song and it’s still a bigger anthem than half the stuff on the radio rn
Fat Joe said Klay Thompson washed and there's no coming back from an ACL/Achilles combo, pack it up. Steph better throw him a retirement party fr.
Fat Joe doing the coach walk of shame til Busta Rhymes DJ said “nah Don, you can’t be back here” 😭 God really said stay faithful
Harbaugh out, Ravens time in, this man really said "watch us" like the whole NFL wasn't already scared
Fat Joe already betting crab dinners on Wes Moore running for president 😂 the man ain't even announced yet and Joe out here campaigning for him
Baltimore made Fat Joe an honorary citizen, snuck bread and all, and DMX pulling up on a four wheeler is the city's official welcome mat
Fat Joe went from talking s*** in the projects for free to getting a whole check for it, and honestly that's the American dream.
Fat Joe left the $5,000 videos behind, hopped on the invisible train, and a year later signed Big Pun and made $10M. That's the move.
Fabolous so gone off that Pure @jadakiss couldn’t even get a word in edgewise, homie just staring at him like “you better start talking” 💀
DMX robbed a mid-conversation and came back like nothing happened, no cops called, no problem. Old habits really don't die, they just needed no Instagram to survive.
Jada wanted Delaware State turned into full blown SPARTA for that State Property show 😭 the golden era really had people crashing out over stage energy
No planes in the sky is how everybody knew something was wrong before the news even said it. Fab and the guys break down exactly where they were on 9/11 and it’s wild how much silence said
Scottie Pippen said the Knicks ain’t never winning s*** and @fatjoe shrunk into that couch like a turtle hiding from its own shell
