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Let’s laugh at the crazy in NZ politics!

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Joined April 2022
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Debbie Ngarewa Packer and Rawiri Waititi bringing out their biggest tikis while they cried in an interview about being kicked out of parliament for ‘being Māori’. #nzpol #maori
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The greens won EVERY university. EVERY university 70%+ votes left. In 10 years, the green voters will have kids. 18 years later, those kids vote left. NZ needs to fix academic political manipulation NOW before it’s too late. Every class Im taking said “vote left”. @aniobrien
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I was one of the 53 people from Victoria University who voted for ACT 😅 Surrounded by Greens all day.. 👀
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The greens won EVERY university. EVERY university 70%+ votes left. In 10 years, the green voters will have kids. 18 years later, those kids vote left. NZ needs to fix academic political manipulation NOW before it’s too late. Every class Im taking said “vote left”. @aniobrien
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Only Luxon could have (mostly) won the election, but still seem like the loser. The fact that he omitted Chris Bishop losing his seat is shameful. I hope Seymour and Winston rail him hard in negotiations.
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I hope Chris Penk lives a happy life knowing he tried to stop this trainwreck. AI slop like this affirms National’s terrible polling and shows how passionless they have become. Thank you for your service, @penknz 🫡
Official music video for 9 new taxes on the table ft Labour and their mates.
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Marama Davidson just said that she WANTS billionaires to leave New Zealand, close their businesses and let the government run them…. She’s forgotten that billionaires create jobs and therefore pay the tax that she wants to waste. 🙄 Her hate drips off her.
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Dictator Swarbrick finally saying the communist parts out loud: “Forcing the sale” of private businesses is as dictatorial as the Greens wanting to abolish the police She radicalises mentally-unwell youths & they’ve demonstrated murdering Winston Peters. Very dangerous times..
The Greens' supermarket policy is not just a bad economic idea. I believe it crosses a moral line. They want to require at least 120 supermarkets and distribution capacity to be sold into public ownership to create KiwiMart. They estimate $2.8 billion to acquire the assets and fund the business. They propose compensation. But paying someone does not make a compulsory sale voluntary. If the owner cannot say no, the government is using its power to take control of private assets. My objection is not simply that politicians might run supermarkets badly. Even a promise to run them well does not give the state a moral entitlement to own someone else's business. Property rights mean very little if they only protect you until a politician thinks your assets would be more useful in government hands. These are not favours the state grants when it approves of you. They are part of what allows free people to build, invest and plan their lives. I want cheaper groceries. I also want more competition. But wanting a desirable outcome does not make every method of achieving it acceptable. Another person's property is not automatically yours to take control of because you believe you could use it for a public benefit. That does not mean supermarkets should be above the law. Fraud, collusion and unlawful exclusion should be investigated and dealt with through proper legal processes. Being pro-capitalism means defending competition, not protecting established companies from it. But identifying a competition problem and deciding the government should own the businesses are different things. One does not automatically justify the other. There is an economic problem here too. Government ownership does not remove the cost of food, wages, electricity or freight. If a public supermarket cannot cover its costs, someone still pays. Moving a cost from the checkout to the taxpayer does not make it disappear. The Greens say KiwiMart would support itself commercially. That is their intention. It is not a guarantee, and it does not answer the property-rights objection. I want a government that makes it easier for people to compete, produce and serve customers. Remove barriers to new stores and wholesale supply. Enforce fair rules. Let businesses earn our money by offering better value. We should not have to surrender the principle of private ownership to get affordable food. A government should protect our rights, not treat them as obstacles to its plans.
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😂😂 David Seymour does a Chloe Swarbrick impression as Gollum. 😂 “MY PRECIOUS”
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😂😂 Seymour and Ryan Bridge losing their shit together about a certain someone ‘blowing’ themselves 😂😂
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In a stunning turn of events, Helen Clark has been named National’s new leader. Chris Bishop said “Helen has my full support” Nicola Willie says “Helen has my full support” Mark Mitchell says “AND MY AXE”
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Hahaha I did not mean to write Nicola Willie. Sorry, @NicolaWillisMP
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Watching an online Uni lecture, my lecturer literally cheered that Lindsay Graham died, and then called him a turd.. Imagine, getting a class of mostly 20 year old impressionable kids to cheer a politician’s death… A whole generation being politically preached to every day.
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Willie Jackson attacks NZF and ACT for scoring big ticket media personalities… Despite that Willie Jackson used to be a big media personality before politics. 😂😂😂 Honestly. It’s so ridiculous. #nzpol @nzfirst @actparty
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I would like to take full credit for preemptively endorsing Paul Henry a few months ago 😜
Who remembers Paul Henry being ‘fired’ from TVNZ for laughing about an Indian’s name looking like “dickshit”? Maiki Sherman’s ‘resignation’ from TVNZ would be the same standard right? Considering she attacked a guy. At least “dickshit” was actually funny🤣 #nzpol #tvnz
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ACT and NZF new candidates, Paul & Michael: “We have decades of broadcasting and political experience, vote for us”. Green’s MP, Benjamin Bussy: “I’m gay, trans, disabled and have no experience, vote for me”. NZ media : “ACT & NZF have controversial candidates”… 🙄 #nzpol
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Chloe Swarbrick melts down about rich people at the Met Gala. Then David Seymour rolls her up and smokes her 😂
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Winston Peters’ perfect answer: Māori neglecting their own health don’t deserve early retirement. Live unhealthily, be unhealthy. Your choice isn’t my responsibility. #nzpol @NewZealandMFA @nzfirst
Should superannuation be lowered for Māori? Winston Peters, leader of New Zealand First, argues that Māori need to take more responsibility for their diet and lifestyle. But is it really that simple? Watch the full interview on MĀORI+ or YouTube.
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Many NZers live healthy lives & rarely use the Healthcare their tax subsidises. Systematically, are others’ poor choices therefore my responsibility and financial burden? Yes 😡 What do you all think about ACT’s idea of healthcare reform towards individual health insurance?
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Chris Luxon using makeup filters on TikTok..🤮 His old TikTok videos being ‘a cheeky lil guy’ is why he has a respect & image crisis right NOW: NZ needs a respected statesman who calls shit out ASAP like Winston Peters, or answers questions seriously like David Seymour #nzpol
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Here is the link to this video on his official Tik Tok account. vt.tiktok.com/ZS95xHKGr/ It is 3 years old. My point is that his early videos were the base point of his intentional public image. Thus, no shock that he’s currently suffering an image/respect crisis ATM.
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Considering videos like this and the media’s current behaviour, one of the best things David Seymour did was record all media interactions.
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Who remembers Paul Henry being ‘fired’ from TVNZ for laughing about an Indian’s name looking like “dickshit”? Maiki Sherman’s ‘resignation’ from TVNZ would be the same standard right? Considering she attacked a guy. At least “dickshit” was actually funny🤣 #nzpol #tvnz
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Replying to @actparty
@actparty releasing the best new policy idea of 2026: $500 to all year 11 students. They invest that $ in class. They keep any profit over the $500. That $500 goes to their KiwiSaver. Kids learn money skills & NZ has less future reliance on growing superannuation. WIN WIN
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