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JoePiSkates

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CFA Charter holder 📈 AFC supporter ⚽️ Lover of markets. I know enough to know that I know nothing.

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If and when we finish at these levels to end the week, I promise all 11 of you that I won’t tweet about crypto again until BTC breaks all time highs in 2054
JoePiSkates (@JoePiSkates) profile pictureJoePiSkates@JoePiSkatesNov 9
JoePiSkates is calling it. Sticking my neck out there. Crypto has bottomed.
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The two charts I am looking at. $QQQ / $ETHA and bitcoin:native / $ETH Both with potential head and shoulders patterns. If they break out of those patterns, my thought is that "risk-on" in crypto is off, and that you would have to concede and take the L in $ETH
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JoePiSkates is calling it. Sticking my neck out there. Crypto has bottomed.
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Still can’t finish his dinner though
JoePiSkates (@JoePiSkates) profile pictureJoePiSkates@JoePiSkatesNov 7
Madueke has gotten better every game for a few weeks now. Our best attacker by far
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Madueke has gotten better every game for a few weeks now. Our best attacker by far
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$75 secured. I have no idea what it’s going to do next 🤷‍♂️
JoePiSkates (@JoePiSkates) profile pictureJoePiSkates@JoePiSkatesOct 29
2/3 levels gone. The break below $79 today or tomorrow will flash it down to $75 $BTC
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Now he’s running for Pres. I’d vote for AOC before I voted for Marco Rubio lmao
JoePiSkates (@JoePiSkates) profile pictureJoePiSkates@JoePiSkates12 Nov 2024
Marco Rubio is a terrible pick for Secretary of State. Very concerning for anybody excited about draining the swamp and getting out of wars.
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Staples, Financials, Healthcare, and Materials all finished at their highest closing level of all time today. Weird mix.
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$SMH hanging on by a thread
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Said it since Iran June 2025. Trump ruined his legacy on behalf of another country. What an absolute bloodbath. Now that he’s officially a failure, he may go on tilt. There is a strong chance I’m sitting here in 2028 saying he’s the worst president of our lifetime.
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JoePiSkates@JoePiSkatesOct 23
It has been a lame duck presidency since June 2025. Anyone with the clue has understood that. Obviously, people as smart as Peter Thiel have understood that. But now a few weeks away from bloodbath midterms, the rats can safely flee the ship
zerohedge (@zerohedge) profile picturezerohedge
@zerohedgeOct 23
"We Should Not Have Done It": Thiel Breaks With Trump Over Iran War, Warns America May Not "Have The Hard Power" zerohedge.com/political/we-s…
"We Should Not Have Done It": Thiel Breaks With Trump Over Iran War, Warns America May Not "Have...

"We Should Not Have Done It": Thiel Breaks With Trump Over Iran War, Warns America May Not "Have...

First Don. Jr; now Thiel?

zerohedge.com
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Adios Tejas
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Nobody who knows anything about anything has ever worn an “I voted”sticker
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Even in the darkest times at Arsenal Football Club, I never had anything close to a dislike for a player like I do for Havertz and Odegaard. They hold us back from being great, and have done for 4 years.
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2/3 levels gone. The break below $79 today or tomorrow will flash it down to $75 $BTC
JoePiSkates (@JoePiSkates) profile pictureJoePiSkates@JoePiSkatesOct 14
Three levels $BTC is holding and must hold 1. 50 day SMA ~ $81k 2. Psych $80k 3. VWAP from Oct 2025 ATH ~ $79.25k If those break, the bear market officially resumes in crypto
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I will say it again, Arsenal wouldn’t have won the Premier League last season if Havertz wasn’t out injures for 95% of the season. His injury last season was a blessing not even in disguise.
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It has been a lame duck presidency since June 2025. Anyone with the clue has understood that. Obviously, people as smart as Peter Thiel have understood that. But now a few weeks away from bloodbath midterms, the rats can safely flee the ship
zerohedge (@zerohedge) profile picturezerohedge
@zerohedgeOct 23
"We Should Not Have Done It": Thiel Breaks With Trump Over Iran War, Warns America May Not "Have The Hard Power" zerohedge.com/political/we-s…
"We Should Not Have Done It": Thiel Breaks With Trump Over Iran War, Warns America May Not "Have...

"We Should Not Have Done It": Thiel Breaks With Trump Over Iran War, Warns America May Not "Have...

First Don. Jr; now Thiel?

zerohedge.com
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Mikel Arteta truly did ruin the career of Bukayo Saka. Very sad.
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Update on $JOET YTD Joet + 8.86% Spy + 14.16 Spmo +20.8%
JoePiSkates (@JoePiSkates) profile pictureJoePiSkates@JoePiSkatesAug 25
One would thinkwatching @CNBC that Joe Terranova's momentum fund, $JOET, would be outperforming, given how the guy knows everything about everything. Down to $SPY by 15% since inception in 2020. Down to $SPMO by 37%. Don't worry though. It also costs more, with a lower sharpe
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He looked great today lol
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 18
🔴⚪️ Arteta when asked if Kai Havertz can score 25-30 goals per season: “Yes”. “Kai has the ability to be a top-class striker. That's why he's playing there as well, and that's why we signed him”.
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