Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

Rhianna said “I love you” to Omar on like, week 2 though… #BBUK

“Do you think maybe because you got boos you feel different?” omg #BBUK

Good for Lynx for being vulnerable. I have noticed, in the gay community at least, it’s assumed those who are conventionally gym fit must have a lot of body confidence. You never know what people go through. We all have battles. Better to just be kind #BBUK

Starting to wonder if Frankie thinks a witch turned him bisexual #BBUK

I love how paranoid they’re all getting now they’ve heard boos and their loved ones have told them to stop being twats #BBUK

The fuck was that doll? Is that meant to be scary? #BBUK

Lynx is probs overjoyed to discover Frankie is bi, another potential new subscriber 🦶 #BBUK

I went as Adele last year. Loved it so much.

Rhianna literally the day before. She and Philip are so snaky #BBUK

Watching the hierarchy all coming for each other is delicious #BBUK

Twinks can’t win btw. If she didn’t react kindly to them being nicer to her then she’d be “bitter” but when she does, she’s a “beg” #BBUK

Rhianna picking Omar?? #BBUK

Them all over Twinks after hearing that cheer for her 🙄 #BBUK

Mr Sloth has killed me off. I love this show #SNLUK

Yessss! Twinks heard big cheers and stayed. House will be RATTLED #BBUK

Either Philip has genuinely misunderstood his mate or he’s trying to retcon it to make himself feel better #BBUK

Is Samuel’s Dad Silas from Hollyoaks?! #BBUK

When that one colleague you can't stand messes up in work #CelebrityTraitors