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Gee, @buttkicker7, the worst fucking kicker in the NFL has been pretty quiet lately. Jesus not heeding your prayers? Have you considered the possibility that, like everyone else, He's sick of your shit?
Good luck on your next gig at Dick's Sporting Goods.
Hey, @DallasStars, this you? Are y'all really this fucking stupid?
It's actually stupid squared, as there's no way to fix this short of an abject apology and admission that you're a bunch of stupid assholes. Maybe a head on a pike, too.
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Hey, @AAACares, this was today on Fox News. They attributed the false year ago pricing to you.
You might want to pass this on to the brass. I know you take your credibility seriously. You should put out a statement and demand a retraction.
This, of course, is utter horseshit. Blue cities are NOT cancelling fireworks, you stupid fuck. That's a filthy fucking lie, you filthy fucking liar.
Also, those are NOT fireworks in Tokyo, you stupid fuck. They are DRONES, you stupid fuck.
But hey, OTT...
How is it possible to be this fucking stupid and be elected dog catcher, much less to Congress?
These MAGAs are the stupidest people to ever walk the face of the Earth, except for the morons who voted for them.
So if a baby is born in this country, he's an automatic citizen? Since when?
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Since the 14th Amendment was ratified in 1868.
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This Dude Stands with Ukraine retweeted
Sec Hegseth fires four star US Army General CD Donahue commanding US Army Europe. Donahue clearly the most extraordinary combat leader in a generation. Brilliant. Fearless. Bold. Integrity. Incredible leader.
Now, that's what I call putting women at the front of women's sports!
Who's the political sooper jeenyuss that thought this was a good idea?
I, um, er, where are the women? Are we supposed to believe this is a one-woman team?
Or is it more likely every other woman on the team told Trump to go fuck himself?
Looks like a case for Occam's Razor!
Apparently he thinks that Trump thinks doctors wear Jesus robes, carry magic orbs of light, and heal with magic light by laying on hands, all while worshipers on their knees pray to the, er, doctor?
Really?
Ho is it possible to be so fucking stupid and still ambulate upright?
So what you're saying Senator, is you can't win without cheating.
Do I have that right?
FYI, that's rhetorical, dumbass.
Luckily for them, these cowardly sycophantic pricks have no consumer-facing products. Their bread is buttered by war, so of course they're supporting Trump's illegal war of choice.
We have agreed to quadruple critical munitions production. As a result of President @realDonaldTrump's leadership, we began this work months ago with @SecWar Hegseth and Deputy Secretary Feinberg.
Happy New Year, @JaneOrrickMD, from all of us who were vaccinated and still not dead. Which would be pretty much all of us who were vaccinated.
Don't fall for asinine horseshit from cynical grifters like this horse's ass.
Good for the editor of Christianity Today condemning Trump's vile, putrid posts.
Fact remains his readers and their like-minded brethren voted overwhelmingly for this vile, putrid man.
Plenty of shame to spread around. It's not like y'all didn't know. You elected him anyway.
Hey, @DeyP915, how fucking stupid must one be to mansplain to the actual Wonder Woman?
Is fork in the face stupid sufficient, you stupid fuck? Or must one be full-blown black fucking hole stupid?
Well done on making a giant hairy ass of your stupid self! It fits you perfectly.
How is it possible to be this fucking stupid and still ambulate upright?
Here, you stupid fuck, learn a little something.
You know, for a change of pace.
historynyc.commons.gc.cuny.e…
New York City wasn't built by immigrants
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New Amsterdam was founded by the Dutch in 1624, in 1664 after it's annexation by England it was renamed New York (after the Duke of York). New York has thrived off the back of immigration and immigrant labour from all continents, making it the thriving city it is today.
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FYI, you stupid racist fucknik, 86% of SNAP benefits go to households with children, elderly, or disabilities.
How, exactly, you stupid racist fucknik, are they supposed to supposed "help themselves"?
Change your shitty racism, you stupid racist fucknik.
In closing, fuck you.
Dear @ABC ,
Go fuck yourselves, you cowardly fascist pricks.
And I mean that in the very best possible way.
BTW, did I already say go fuck yourselves?
Well, just in case, go fuck yourselves.
#Kimmel
ABC announced that it was pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late night show “indefinitely” after his comments about Charlie Kirk’s death. nyti.ms/3Is9vr2
Dear @austinpeay ,
Fuck you, you fucking cowards.
So much for intellectual freedom. You sure as fuck won't find it in this 4th tier school.
Did I say fuck you? Just in case, fuck you Austin Peay.
Psst, hey, guess what? Land doesn't vote, you stupid fuck.
Seems this stupid fuck is worried about losing her seat. And she should be.
Join me in praying for President @realDonaldTrump as he is expected to meet with President Putin in Anchorage, Alaska today.
May God grant him strength, clarity, and divine wisdom. 🙏
Matthew 5:9