John Farrell

Nobody knows this, but Tony Soprano was fluent in 47 languages.

Yeti should make a briefcase. That way I could keep my lunch cold and also My Will

I watch professional darts the same way I watch the stock market. I yell a lot at the unknown

My apartment only has a couple of rules. We’re nice to people and no swearing when we listen to The Beach Boys.

I work as an electrician, but I feel like I’m truly qualified to be a lawyer in a movie.

A ferry is kind of cool, it’s like a bus with charm.

Where I want to high school my classmates were mean, but at least they weren’t mean and British.

I’ve never been to a pot luck, but I have gone to the Old Country Buffet with an Aunt.

New Game Show Idea: Is It Cake or Cheese?

I’m not as smart as I think I am. Yesterday, I thought a piece of cheese was cake.

I’m going to know I’m rich when I know where to buy drapes.

In the newest season of Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Jerry is driving the bus from The Magic School Bus.

High School Reunion season is upon us. Lucky for me I’m doing pretty well in life, I actually drive Tony Soprano’s car. It’s electric.

Working on The Big Case (reading Infinite Jest).

All bands should get a government issued horn section.

If I could back in time I would be responsible. I would go back to 1776 and hand out Yeti Coolers.

Success is get driven everywhere in limos and sleeping in business suits.

Tonight the night!! Fraiser meets The Devil.

Legal Gambling rules. I just bet on ,coming to PPV in one month, Superman V Bugs Bunny.