>Me when the barista asks me how i want me coffee

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

tom segura and ethan klein nuked their marriages right after losing a ton of weight, what is this phenomenon called?

PSA: If you want to avoid going down on a stinky vulva, you can manipulate the clitoris and labia minora first with your hand to check for any white stuff. 🕵🏻 If there is white stuff, FYI that is smegma. I don't know what it tastes like, but I'm guessing pretty bad. 🤷🏻‍♀️ I would not recommend going down on a woman who has smegma. In men, the colloquial term for this is "dick cheese." 🍆🧀 If you are have an uncircumcised penis, you can experiment with letting smegma build up and see how gross it is. 😷 Realize it can also build up in women, especially if they were taught to "just splash" or listened to OB/GYN Dr. Jen Gunter say, "The vulva is self-cleaning." 🤡 So I'm pretty sure you want to avoid licking the white stuff.