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Former U of IA athlete, current attorney, all opinions my own, and legal opinions don’t constitute legal advice nor does it create an ACR.

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Joined May 2011
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What people think cross examination sounds like: P: you plunged the dagger into him, didn’t you? D: I did. I did. I confess. I killed him. What it actually sounds like: P: turn to page 208 in your bundle; the last WhatsApp message dated 12.05.2009 please. D: which page, sorry?
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The perfect Halloween matchup doesn't exi... @CycloneATH
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Thank you for protecting our city 🦇
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Gonna have to write up the new pawalegal for laying down on the job. @WinsteinL
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Remember when we, the Iowa fanbase, thought our team had two serviceable QBs? *sigh*
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Is this AI 🤷‍♂️
Watching game in Utah and seeing all the Jesus signs and this dude gets on National TV 🤣 #ESPN #Penis
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Field trip with the birthday boy 😸🐟 Xander the serval celebrated his first birthday exploring Unseen New World and meeting some new friends!
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Our kitten watching our adult cat play with catnip toys
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And the trees kept voting for the axe because the handle was made of wood.
🚨 IOWA: A voter from a farm family just explained the Senate race better than every pundit on cable. "Every farmer I know supports Trump and his policies." High diesel? "This is just a small blip." "People have short memories." "Everybody forgets the awesome things Trump has done for this country, securing the border, securing our national safety." "If we are not safe then nothing else matters." The pick for Senate is Ashley Hinson. "If they get out and vote, Republicans are going to win." Farm country is still Trump country.
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Narrator: there is an internationally famous annual bike ride across Iowa.
Joe Mitchell: "Thank God you're building the ballroom. Thank God you're getting rid of those awful bike lanes. We don't ride bicycles in Iowa."
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Iowa hosts RAGBRAI, the world's largest multi-day bike tour since 1973 with thousands of riders yearly. Iowa also has extensive bike trails and lanes. ragbrai.com iowadot.gov/modes-travel/b…
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The finest psychological warfare I’ve ever seen. Iowa won’t be kicking 🫡
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Grindr already exists
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Floyd of Rosedale has lived in Iowa longer than Zach Lahn
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I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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This pretty much sums it up.
MAGA Republicans keep saying Abdul El-Sayed and Zohran Mamdani want to force their religion on us. Meanwhile, they’re trying to shove their Christian nationalist bullshit into every school, doctor’s office, and bedroom. Hypocritical fucks.
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Kirk Ferentz wants to know if suspensions for tampering are forthcoming…
Former No. 1 overall recruit Bryce Underwood has been in contact with Missouri, Colorado, Oregon, Ole Miss and several other programs since being benched in favor of freshman QB Tommy Carr, according to his agent, Brandon Grier.
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College football's NCAA transfer portal window is closed until January; contact with a player or their agent before entry is tampering under NCAA rules. No major outlets have corroborated these specific claims of recent contacts. ncaa.org/news/division-… bcsfootball.org/college-footba… espn.com/college-footba… ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…
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Curt Cignetti always looks like he's in the middle of a phone call finding out his basement is flooding
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Sure, Katie Zacharia never passed the bar. But Pete Hegseth has never passed one either.
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