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What the hell could be more American than making people feel like they’re about to die as they pass your house (5 miles from home)

Why do they keep trying to make “Starry” a thing? It’s not a thing. Oreos had their Hydrox ripoffs, just like Sierra Mist was to Sprite. You can’t make a Sierra Mist knockoff, it makes no sense.

Yo, Japan is buckwild

Yo why is Canada Dry tryna fuck

Somebody notify the victim’s family & the chief of police. The search is over.

These pics say so much. Only time I went to the river w/my family this summer. Job took the fire out of me, soul-crushing secret-politics & directives far outside the skillset I was pursued for. I look compromised, wounded. Don’t trade what you love most for what you do best. – at Eugene, OR

Look at this fucking creep

I just heard wild ass rumors about Radcliffe or the kid from Kingsmen being the next Wolverine - and for some reason I’m excited as hell by the idea of either one. Let’s get them claws out sooner than later either way, damnit! – at Eugene, OR

I still get emails about this fucking band. Email from 2009, for Christ's sake. And they're still the dogshit of all dogshit.

Every single douchebag and shithead bro you avoided in high school will be on this boat. I’m not saying how’s our chance, but…

Chris Cornell covering Billie Jean really holds up. Damn. youtube.com/watch?v=B8yAZd7N…

2. This shit speaks for itself.