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Joined June 2012
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Woke up to Feds destroying my front door coz apparently I'm a burglar who burgles his own home. @metpoliceuk need your bank details still
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Nobody will ever come close to this mans greatness. And if they do, they better wake up and apologise. #RIPAli
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Stormzy got a top ten on Christmas week. With a tune called "Shut Up". I'm going back to bed.
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#XboxLiveBantz when an unknown guy joins your Xbox live party……………
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Happy 44th Birthday Tupac!
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Has this girl slept with Tiger Woods and Jay-Z
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This is why we workout
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Replying to @Johnonomous
@Johnonomous Johnonomous Let's turn the arch white! #SpursAtWembley #COYS
Fair play to Madonna, she didn’t even appeal for the penalty.
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Nobody is big-boned. Please take care of yourselves
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RT & you could win! We’re giving away 10 codes for the Havoc DLC for Xbox One. Rules bit.ly/1yLMmCY
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RT if this was true for you 👌
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Not sure whether to rearrange my cutlery drawer so it goes spoon-fork-knife or to stick with the knife-spoon-fork order I'm already used to.
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Replying to @Garge0
@Garge0 starter pack
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10k retweets to remove SBMM in #AdvancedWarfare RT RT RT
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The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the ladies at Subway are the real wife material.
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the motto
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