John retweeted
Woke up to Feds destroying my front door coz apparently I'm a burglar who burgles his own home. @metpoliceuk need your bank details still
John retweeted
Nobody will ever come close to this mans greatness.
And if they do, they better wake up and apologise. #RIPAli
John retweeted
Stormzy got a top ten on Christmas week. With a tune called "Shut Up". I'm going back to bed.
John retweeted
#XboxLiveBantz when an unknown guy joins your Xbox live party……………
John retweeted
Replying to @Johnonomous
John retweeted
RT & you could win! We’re giving away 10 codes for the Havoc DLC for Xbox One. Rules bit.ly/1yLMmCY
John retweeted
Not sure whether to rearrange my cutlery drawer so it goes spoon-fork-knife or to stick with the knife-spoon-fork order I'm already used to.
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10k retweets to remove SBMM in #AdvancedWarfare
RT RT RT
John retweeted
The girls at Hooters may be hot, but when it comes down to it, the ladies at Subway are the real wife material.
































