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Pregnancy tests should say: you're fucked! or keep on fucking!

That awkward moment when 普通话普通話 adds you on Facebook

That awkward moment when an emo kid goes to McDonalds and orders a happy meal

That depressing moment when you wake up during the best part of your dream

Reading a book & having to reread the same paragraph over and over cause your thoughts are too distracting..

I'm going to be spending this Valentines Day with my ex.... Box 360

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