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Def not the ECU OC. First time calling plays cut me some slack. Parody Account

Greenville, NC
Joined September 2026
Parker’s and Sam Jones BBQ right now
🚨BREAKING🚨 A vehicle has crashed into the building at B’s Barbecue
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Replying to @DavisSearcy
Bro are you even a student? How do you know what the kids like
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So...a thought occurs. If all the P4s are playing each other, how are G6 schools going to build their resumes strong enough to be that G6 rep or fight for the at large places? You're pretty much building a closed shop
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You don’t legitimately believe South Carolina a team with two stolen nicknames is a top 25 team? LSU, Duke, Ohio State and most the teams “behind” South Carolina would all dog walk them. But enjoy Shane Slingblade Beamer for a few more years
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When’s the last time 40k has been in dowdy legitimately????
Jim, with all due respect, the "market size" argument is a 2010 cable-bundle relic. Modern media deals care about one thing: actual engaged eyeballs and fanbases that give a damn. Tampa’s a big market on paper, but USF is fighting UF, FSU, Miami, and the Bucs just for scraps. Hell, not a single soul in Tampa cared when the Rays made the World Series, we’re really supposed to believe they’re tuning in for USF on a Saturday? ECU owns Eastern NC and floods massive alumni bases into RDU, Charlotte, Tidewater, and the DMV. We pack 40k+ into Dowdy, routinely out-draw half the P4 in attendance, and pull huge TV numbers on main ESPN slots. Add in built-in history with WVU, UCF, BYU and Houston, and ECU is a plug-and-play brand. Networks buy real college football culture, not ghost market metrics. No quarter. 🏴‍☠️
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DOB with an actual good tweet
As an #ECU alum, I sincerely apologize to both of your readers.
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The king of the jungle looks at the peasants from the box
Tell me you’re an @ECUBaseball fan without saying you are
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Mitch Griffis down?
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All that pre season hype. The refund request are coming after tonight’s loss @StephenIgoe
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