@JonCapus

🎶 Musician & cat dad from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada 🤠 He/Him 🎸 Mt. Rotterdam / Becker / Solo 🌲2nd album THE WOODS arriving 8-8-25!

 Edmonton, Alberta
joncapus.ca
Joined September 2013
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One thing that upsets me almost more than all others: when discussing food shortages as part of climate impacts, no media ever says the obvious: we feed 1/2 of the human-edible calories we grow to livestock.
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He met her when she was 15 because he was buddies with her step dad, who basically babysat her during game night at Dane's house. The people screaming groomer at every queer person ain't got 💩 to say when it's an old white cis guy grooming a little girl. Where's your outrage?
Pop Crave
@PopCrave25 Sep 2023
Dane Cook, 51, marries longtime partner Kelsi Taylor, 24, after six years of dating.
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Company: work in the office for the culture The culture:
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Twitter should implement a faction system so you can manage your standing with the Perverts, the Metalheads, the Maoists, the Grad Students, etc.
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I don't want to admit how long it took me to see it
Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation
@OKWildlifeDept25 Sep 2023
To survive in nature one must become a master of disguise,
A small raccoon hides very well in the porch rafters after RUDELY throwing all of the patio furniture cushions all over the place

ALT A small raccoon hides very well in the porch rafters after RUDELY throwing all of the patio furniture cushions all over the place

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What if you went to ET's planet and all of the other ET's were wearing clothes
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one of the hardest pics ever
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forgot about his iconic quote
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Jez
@JezCorden19 Sep 2023
Everywhere I go, I see her name
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🧵 As Mayor of Edmonton, I stand firmly against any form of discrimination, hatred, or bigotry, and for the safety and well-being of ALL youth. The protest taking place tomorrow, guised as protecting our children, will actually cause tremendous harm to our 2SLGBTQIA+ youth, their families, and allies. These views are not reflective of Edmonton’s values of diversity, inclusivity, compassion, and understanding. #YEG
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Danielle Smith
@ABDanielleSmith18 Sep 2023
I was delighted to welcome His Royal Highness Prince Abdulaziz bin Salman Al-Saud to Calgary, Alberta this morning for the World Petroleum Congress!
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Let’s do some math. Edmonton is about $75 million in debt this year. It’s spending $100 million on bike lanes over four years, or $25 million a year. It’s spending $425 million for police in one year. So what’s actually putting the city in a deficit?
Edmonton Journal
@edmontonjournal19 Sep 2023
Edmonton City Council runs deficits to build bike lanes. Cartoon by Malcolm Mayes/Postmedia #yegcc Scroll through the entire September 2023 gallery: edmontonjournal.com/opinion/…
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In case anyone is wondering, I confirmed that as of today the investigation into alleged electoral fraud during the 2017 UCP leadership race is still ongoing
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This is crazy. How does an officer who steals from crime scenes multiple times get to still be a police officer?!
Jonny Wakefield@jonnywakefield18 Sep 2023
New from me: An Edmonton police officer who repeatedly stole cash while on duty has narrowly kept his job after Alberta’s highest court declined to hear the police chief’s appeal to reinstate his firing. edmontonjournal.com/news/cri…

Edmonton police officer who stole from crime scene keeps job after top court declines to hear...

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New from me: An Edmonton police officer who repeatedly stole cash while on duty has narrowly kept his job after Alberta’s highest court declined to hear the police chief’s appeal to reinstate his firing. edmontonjournal.com/news/cri…

Edmonton police officer who stole from crime scene keeps job after top court declines to hear...

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the only one missing is like satan
New York Post
@nypost17 Sep 2023
Elon Musk Andrew Tate, Tucker Carlson support Russell Brand after sex assault claims trib.al/Aw1JNAU
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Amanda Hu@amandalhu16 Sep 2023
Come to Alberta, we’ve got everything* *a right-wing ideologue for premier, rampant E.coli outbreaks in kids under 5, 1/22 people with Covid, wildfires, a housing crisis and a moratorium on renewables projects #ableg
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Me at the slightest hint of conflict:
An illustration of a teary eyed frog with text around him that reads “please be nice to me I am very small and anxious”

ALT An illustration of a teary eyed frog with text around him that reads “please be nice to me I am very small and anxious”

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One of the cats who played the role of Church in Pet Sematary went to the movie’s premiere. Here they are looking smartly dressed in a tie and apparently leaning in to get their photograph taken.
Two human actors stand at the movie premiere next to a fluffy brown cat who is wearing a tie

ALT Two human actors stand at the movie premiere next to a fluffy brown cat who is wearing a tie

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