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Pronouns: Your majesty/His highness. The memes may be shitty, but they're mine. Father. Person of colors. Reply Guy. Relax, it's satirical

Midtown, Manhattan
Joined April 2009
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Holy smokes!
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It doesn't matter if you vote Republican or Democrat because you get the Synagogue of Satan either way.
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Are Omani national pilots allowed to fly to Israel? @grok
NEW: The Omani co pilot who attacked the captain of the Flydubai flight planned to wait until the aircraft was over Jordan, seize control of the cockpit and crash the plane inside Israeli territory - N12 News.
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Venezuela cut ties with Israel 17 years ago. This is the new puppet president we installed in Venezuela meeting with the IDF this week. I wonder if this is why we kidnapped Maduro? 🤔
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BREAKING: Former CIA official John Kiriakou says Israel is allowed to spy on the United States, while the United States is not allowed to spy on Israel, which is a political decision made at the White House.
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Jon retweeted
WOW: “The Odyssey” Achilles Actor Elliott Page shares images of the effects of wearing leather arm guards on set all day. This is dedication!
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To be eligible to win Best Picture at the Oscars… 1. At least 1 Non-White/Non-Straight lead or Significant Role. 2. At least 30% minor roles Non-White/Non-Straight people. 3. At least 2 Departments headed by Non-White/Non-Straight people. This is why Nolan did it. Coward.
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Disclosure is coming – at Manhattan, NY
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Before she started pretending to be Jewish 😍😭
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"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn't have these cannons" The wife ⬇️ – at Manhattan, NY
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A special type of evil..😈 In 1974 Israel planted bombs in children's toys.
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Sent 48 hours before he died btw
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Is this real? Alleged shooter Cole Allen wearing an IDF sweatshirt? Wtf?!
Literally 1 hour before the alleged gunshots, a huge MAGA slop account & press sec. Karoline Leavitt tell us there will be "shots fired." Then it releases perfectly timed footage of Erika being rushed out with a "Pray for Erika Kirk" sympathy tag. I'm sorry, but was this staged?
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IDF BULLDOZING solar panels in southern Lebanese village of Debl They supply electricity for locals in case of power outages
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The IDF destroyed the Cross. Then lied about replacing it. It was the Italian UNIFIL forces who actually restored it in Debel, Lebanon. They desecrate. They lie. Christians clean up. 📹 debelalerts
A short while ago, in full coordination with the local community of Debel in southern Lebanon, the damaged statue was replaced by IDF troops. The Northern Command worked to coordinate the replacement of the statue from the moment it received the report of the incident. The IDF expresses deep regret over the incident, and is working to ensure that it does not happen again in the future.
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Replying to @ryangrim @Kitler512
The entire McCain family has been astroturfed since 1967 when her grandad helped cover up USS Liberty.
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