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when i’m watching the gc argue and my pic from 2020 gets sent for no reason
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Somebody said that Apple is in their Taco Bell era where they're just smashing together random leftover parts from other devices and naming them things like "Phonedito Supreme Crunch" and it's the perfect analogy. Here slap a touch screen on this, charge $4k and call it a Maclupa
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You can get a used Model 3 for less than a fully loaded 16" OLED MacBook Pro: • 2020 Model 3 Standard Range with 95k miles, no accidents/damage & clean title: $14,190 • Fully loaded 16-inch MacBook Pro: $14,549
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she was a burger he was a king
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Had a guy last weekend try to tell me that doing ketamine was a spiritual experience. Dawg just put the fries in the bag
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Mfs are pushing 30 and dressing up the weekend before Halloween to go to the bars. Get some help
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Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
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El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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they’ll do a dj set in ur ass if you’re not careful
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A beautiful tribute to Stacey King from Adam Amin. Bulls basketball won’t be the same without him.
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Until now, @paytonsun has never felt any Bears player has compared to his father in the sense of being a generational talent and beloved icon. "I get that feeling with 18," Payton says of Caleb Williams. "He has that vibe of being that type of player for this city."
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You cannot play better at QB @ChicagoBears @Espngreeny @GetUpESPN @BarstoolBigCat 👌
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Rome odunze couldn’t catch aids if he fucked magic Johnson
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I miss when Jaylon Johnson was addicted to sex & porn
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Man I love Luther Burden
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job interview in 5 mins
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Job interviews be like, "What can you do?" Dude, I'm a millennial born in the '90s. Just tell me what I need to know, & I'll master it in 3 days.
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Girls be like “I manifested this” and it’s just them being an escort on a boat.
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WHOLE GANG TRYNNA GET CALVIN HARRIS TIX RN
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500K in Queue for Calvin Harris Fuck you @Ticketmaster
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zoo just called me, they needed a goat
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