Chicago, IL
Joined July 2009
What the actual fuck have I just read
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Jordan retweeted
Bro this nigga Caleb is not real
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20 years ago today they let em off the hook
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Total yards Bears 431 Jets 85
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The Chicago Cubs had been 2-for-66 with runners in scoring position in the past eight games before Nico Hoerner's run-scoring single.
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They should have zero peace for the rest of their lives.
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My friend Case Keenum is playing lights out tonight; he looks unreal. He is getting the ball out quickly and accurately, even when under pressure. There are several QBs around the league who are struggling and should watch how Case Keenum is playing tonight. He is on time, in rhythm, and throwing extremely catchable balls.
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Scott Van Pelt a real one
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Still more flowers to earn.
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Looks like #Bears LB T.J. Edwards listened in as Jalen Hurts gave the play call in the huddle — and then intercepted Hurts on that very play.
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Pete Crow-Armstrong’s 2026 season stats: .280 AVG .372 OBP .570 SLG (1st in NL) 156 wRC+ (1st in NL) 45 HR (T-1st in NL) 41 SB (1st in NL) 119 R (1st in NL) 107 RBI (3rd in NL) 25 OAA (1st in NL) 26 FRV (1st in NL) 10.6 fWAR (1st in NL) MVP.
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The rookie with the mic drop! 😮‍💨 📺 NBC
Some swagger from 21-year-old Jackson Koivun on 18 tee 😤 What pressure?
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Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates And then holds his daughter’s hand as he leaves the mound 🥹
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I’m glad the NFL is cracking down on this. Kids watch these games. No need for stuff like this in the NFL presented by DraftKings. Let the kids find out about beer the way they should… through the hundreds of NFL sponsored Bud Light commercials per game.
Another round: Cowboys TE Jake Ferguson was fined $13,611 for what the NFL said was his “imitation of shotgunning a beer” Sunday vs. Washington that “constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably could be construed as being in poor taste.”
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Twitter has never been a high IQ app but the double or nothing convo has me questioning humanity. We are a LOST cause. Double or Nothing just means were running it back. If I lose again i owe double.. If I win I owe Nothing. It's literally in the words lmfao
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This is just such nasty work. Acho has made an entire living spouting nonsensical tangents completely devoid of substance, but thinks because he does so in a slam poetry cadence while spamming hand gestures he’s the arbiter of intelligence. Genuinely wish him the worst
.@EmmanuelAcho claps back at Leonard Fournette 👀 "You're retired so hang up the athletic dreams... You don't need to be hooked on creatine, you don't need to be hooked on the weights, maybe try hooked on Phonics." LIVE NOW ➡️ youtube.com/watch?v=CQhH0GOR…
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The state of #ESPN in 2026. Come on, what the hell are we doing here? A segment on reviewing and talking about walk-in outfits?
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RT if your club is still unbeaten 🤩
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If you ever wondered what the “Bears tax” is, here you go…
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Really puts this PCA season into perspective
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