Jordan E Wolf

If anyone has had a friend call them “fake” for you being too busy to talk or hang out with them whenever they’re bored.. run. 🚩 🚩 🚩

I really outta have a glass of wine before putting these kids to bed. My two little insomniacs. They really are my minis. Lord give me the patience you gave my mother x2.

lowkey missed this chilliness 🍂

Getting older really does teach you what’s important

“Tooken” is not a word. It’s “taken.”

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Gio asked to watch One Piece and I told him no because it’s for adults. He said “Fine. Let’s watch two piece. Actually, let’s watch all the pieces.” 😂

Gio watching pirates sword fight: “is he gonna get got?!”

Woman: an adult female human being

My little bit of fairy dust ✨

Pray for me on potentially the biggest deal of my career and the city getting back one of it’s historical landmarks ❤️‍🩹 #stlouis tiktok.com/t/ZP837oL1V/

Happy birthday to the best mama around @marfndz 💞 We miss you so much and I cannot WAIT to see your reaction tomorrow 🤪🤭🩵🩷🩵🩷

Too fast 💚❤️

Watching a sexual anime show just for “the plot” is like going to a strip club just for “the music”

Halfway through the movie and Richard just said: Why “The Last House” and not “The Last Super Center” or “The Last Prison”? Now he’s saying “it’s got a blood lust, Jordan. I can feel it through the TV”

Mama of the year 😍🥰

Can we normalize not giving mean girls hype

None of us are worthy apart from Christ. "All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God" (Romans 3:23). Our worth before God comes only through Jesus, not because we've earned it.

If everyone in the world put their problems in a hat, would you risk grabbing someone else’s or keep your own? There ya go.