Follower of Jesus. Climber of Trees. Player of #Spikeball. Youth Pastor.
Goshen, IN
Joined March 2011
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JordanGillette retweeted
Me: I feel lonely.
My brain: You should spend time alone trying to figure out why.
Me: Shouldn't I reach out to friends?
My brain: Nah, isolation is the best way to beat loneliness.
Me: I think that's wrong.
My brain: Have I ever lied to you?
Me: Yes, almost exclusively.
JordanGillette retweeted
Me, just now: Jane, if I were you, I’d eat that ice cream a little slower so you don’t get a brain freeze.
Jane: I am Jane. You are not Jane. – at Nashville, TN
JordanGillette retweeted
I don’t know who needs to hear this but use your time in quarantine to clean your “junk drawer”
JordanGillette retweeted
If you go to grew up going to church, you know this song. If that isn’t your thing or your tradition, no worries, you can still bask in this (literally) timeless melody. Pro tip: I was feeling it on this pass and decided to just roll on into singing, so keep watching if you want.
JordanGillette retweeted
Listing the top 3 midwesterner talents:
1. ability to smell a storm before it comes is our sixth sense
2. driving miles to your destination with a completely frosted windshield
3. apologizing uncontrollably to everything. it’s a curse and a blessing. we’re sorry. ope
JordanGillette retweeted
*hears sirens*
*looks outside and sees sun*
“Oh yeah it’s just the first Wednesday of the month”
