JORDAN HATTAR

right next to jordan like i’m lebanese.

i’ve been saying this for a while now, before kobe it was rare if you heard about achilles injury, is it the shoes?

they giving away k.bot tickets like a comp at jewel on a monday.

the guy wearing 2 face masks walks out the bathroom without washing his hands, go figure lol.

the fact that it’s 2025 and people still don’t know how to pay for parking is unbelievable.

my life is a blessing, the punishment is being anyone else.

just saw a guy do a curtsy at lifetime, might be time for a new gym.

make mcdonald’s breakfast all day again.

on hour 50 something of my new year fast but gonna have to break it before i start crashing out soon.

nothing brings me more joy than watching the elevator door close as someone is trying to catch it.

trav aj1’s have turned into yeezy 350’s, 80% of people wearing fakes 🤭

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people need to stop reproducing, we don’t need anymore kids in this world.

i have enough mcdonald’s points to end world hunger.

#MambaForever 💛💜

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the come back is always greater than the setback.

got my car washed yesterday, so you can thank me for it snowing.

if i see one more tiesto promo video i’m gonna throw my phone away..

my favorite thing to yell back at people with road rage is obviously you just an employee, when you the boss you don’t have to rush.