Jordan King

Can’t beat a good cup of hot water, leaves and baby calf growth fluid in the morning

Just seen that Americans call the sweets flying saucers, satellite wafers.

Receipt dispenser slowly becoming the ice cream machine in McDonald’s

Wake up Billy Joel it’s october

My playlist has just gone from children of bodom to Ellie Goulding

Trying to sleep but all I can hear in my head is YA DOING GREEEEAT

2nd episode tonight and they’re still crying 😂 someone get a therapist in that factory 🍫

Why’s everyone crying in this Willy Wonka @netflix show??

Just won £50 on a @TNLUK instant win!

Alfie

Out of all the culinary dishes in the world, ya steaks ya lièvre à la royale ya fois gras stuff, toast with a load of butter beats them all

Paw Patrol mental for having a character called Mayor Humdinger. Sounds like something I’d lay in the toilet after a large meal

Torres living up to the last minute goal name

ENZOOOOO #ArgentinaVsEspaña

4-0 Spain, in solidarity with Benidorm and the posher lot, Marbella 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🤝 🇪🇸

Scotland proving once again they’re just as bad at rugby as they are football

Whatever happens tonight remember it’s only a game and there’s always next year, come on England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Three lions on man’s garmz