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we all make choices.// BLACK LIVES MATTER

denver-iowa city-spokane
Joined September 2014
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β€œkill them with kindness” WRONG!!!! LIZARD ATTACK 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎
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five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes
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ChipPurr Jones with the cutest first pitch you've seen all year.
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the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Tf y'all know about Skippyjon Jones
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I’m ngl it’s genuinely moving to me that this guy’s special interest is trying to understand what makes the human body function at its best and he loves this woman so much that he is hell bent on trying to solve a medical issue that has never had the proper resources or attention
Kate’s period will start any minute now…. I’ve been waiting for 34 days. This is historic; the most measured menstrual cycle in history. What we’ve measured so far: > 408 min of brain data > 10k blood glucose readings > 48,960 core body temp readings > 136 photos of her body > much more.. see below In total, 14 million data points. Full list of what we’re measuring: > core body temp via ingested pill > pain threshold > grip strength > photograph of the body > body thermal temperature > blood pressure > weighing menstrual blood > cortisol > blood glucose > DNA methylation > oral microbiome > stool microbiome > urine metabolites for hormones > stool microbiome > vaginal microbiome > cervical mucus > sleep > wearable > resting metabolic rate > metabolism. > techno-tampon, for lady boners > reaction time > skin biological age > brain with Kernel > breast measurement > urine concentration > hormone concentration > weight > nutrition proud of @_katetolo for becoming the world's most measured woman
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white people be like let’s go get drunk at a brewery with all of our small children and let them run around everywhere
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dolly parton will return as a hurricane to destroy the white house
The next name on the hurricane season list is Dolly :(
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alexa. sweet transvestite. loud enough to kill
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we’re all obligated to be endlessly kind, grow a big rack, and be big ol freaks in honor of them both
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yall πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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rest in peace tim curry, thank you for making barbie villains so menacing and fun
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"omg haha did you know the guy who plays orpheus in the hadestown recording was in the spider-man musical???" do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. i was there when it was written
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Jimothy commands it.
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Brian Wilson wrote a song about this once
hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling
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Joan Didion, every day is all there is
please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.
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feeling anxious at a social event. gonna pick at my cuticles. surely i will not rip off too much skin, thus causing me to awkwardly hold a blood-soaked tissue to my thumb for the remainder of the event. surely i have learned my lesson by now.
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there is a coors light that never goes out
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