@NOWTV_It what amazing stream quality. Biggest waste of £10 😂👍🏻

This is how my girlfriend speaks to my dog.

@GreggsOfficial how old is this bad boy? A fellow addict tried to hide their addiction in the ceiling

“How’s work today?” Me:

@LewisCapaldi entertainment for all ages

This made me chuckle

@Iwanrunner 1% you

Life is valuable. Very lucky boy today

Never been a poster boy before! Delighted to speak for @worldskillsuk @WorldSkillsUKSc tonight

I feel ya bruh

Anyone else alone? I’m busy..

Think this is the most ridiculous email I've had all year, thanks mum x