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Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined September 2011
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Isak misses the target
Nick Woltemade passes up a big opportunity! ❌
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16 years ago today, the footballing world lost a true gentleman. The word legend can be thrown around too much these days but this man couldn't be more deserving. Sir Bobby Robson - never forgotten.🌹
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Each and every time
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Man U been fucking guff all year, spawn a win in the FA cup, Newcastle lose out on Europe and Bruno’s gunna leave, Everton game and Brighton game have absolutely fucked wu! 😢
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Good win this morning, we battled and played good football for the 90mins, only 12 man squad and keeper away this morning so great result. Good luck to @haydon_fc for the rest of the season Goals from @Jordan_P44 Liam Dalton MOM @_bradrogers #UpTheTown
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@haydon_fc 0-2 @FCPrudhoeTown ⭐️Ben B Good effort from the boys this morning staying in the game until the death but it just wasn’t to be #UpTheBridge
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✍️ We are delighted to announce that Joelinton has signed a new long-term deal with the club! Congratulations, Joey! 🤩🇧🇷
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Bruno smooching the toon badge will never get old ❤️
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Same again Saturday then 😂
Saturday's game marks 112 days since #AFC were robbed by VAR & #NUFC cheated us out of OUR 3 points. We urge all #Gunners fans to protest in the 64th minute (around 00:24 Mogadishu time) by turning their backs to the game (or TV) & making their feelings known #GeordieCheats
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Apparently this scum bag started all the trouble at the West Brom game, let’s get him named and shamed and let the police deal with him.
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Shite flags shite club
It’s easy to take photos when you know the display isn’t up. Where were your flags today? Money can’t buy you everything.
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Spitting double
This may just be, the best video I’ve seen in decades 😂😂😂 #NUFC 🎥 @EllHurl xitter.gq/EllHurl/status/1743674…
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OG and gave a pen away! Sterling performance 😂
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You celebrate your tackle we’ll celebrate the win lad 👏
Now this is a proper tackle 💥 #SUNNEW | #EmiratesFACup
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Your teams shit
Well, it took them over a decade, investment from a deplorable authoritarian state, a £700m squad, an own goal, a mistake from a free kick and a penalty. But they’ve beaten us. We’ll never be mastered.
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UTFM ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️
GEORDIES! 😍
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SUNDERLAND GET BATTERED EVERYWHERE THEY GO 🎶
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