Hi-Chew is so vastly superior to Starburst and it's the best argument for making America great again.
When they were looking for the Jigsaw killer in the saw movies they should have just looked for the guy who bought 500 mini casset tape recorders.
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On this episode of #CocktailCollege, host @timmckirdy welcomes in Joey Smith, bar director at New York’s Chez Zou, to chat about cocktail dilution — why it's so important, and how to avoid over- and under-diluting drinks.
Listen below: vinepair.com/cocktail-colleg…
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do beavers even know what they’re doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think “absolutely not”
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This lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be everybody's vibe this summer.
A lot of people don't know this but the song 'A Thousand Miles' by @VanessaCarlton was written from the perspective of Godzilla
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People so mad at that @LilNasX video just wait til they see the surveillance footage of Satan’s actual huge red dick thrusting all the way up from Hell into my ass out my mouth then through St. Peter’s tomb out the basilica dome & into the heavens to nut all up in Gods pussy hole
Uh oh @KimChi_Chic Chipotle is coming for ya gig
You ever walk into a Chipotle, see the offerings, and think, “Gee, I really wish I could turn this into a look?” trib.al/2j03EZg








