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New York, NY
Joined June 2009
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Hi-Chew is so vastly superior to Starburst and it's the best argument for making America great again.
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Male nipples are really just a garnish
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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to sparkle motion
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When they were looking for the Jigsaw killer in the saw movies they should have just looked for the guy who bought 500 mini casset tape recorders.
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I think a good name for a math rock band would be Hole Numbers
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You ever get so drunk you try to text your dog?
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If new york city had a real heartbeat it would sound like plastic buckets in a subway station
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Brunch!? More like dumb-nch...
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Which "Tune Squad" jersey from Space Jam best defines me as a person?
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do beavers even know what they’re doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think “absolutely not”
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This lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be everybody's vibe this summer.
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A lot of people don't know this but the song 'A Thousand Miles' by @VanessaCarlton was written from the perspective of Godzilla
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People so mad at that @LilNasX video just wait til they see the surveillance footage of Satan’s actual huge red dick thrusting all the way up from Hell into my ass out my mouth then through St. Peter’s tomb out the basilica dome & into the heavens to nut all up in Gods pussy hole
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It turns out GME was the next GME all along
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The bus may be short, but all my closest friends are on it.
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It's official. Covid-19 is the worst pandemic I've ever seen.
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u ever just wanna put ur phone in the microwave and press potato ?
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